dansimpson_ebooks

distilled @dansimpsonpoet. bot-herded by @joelotter. I, too, R2.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

Thrilled & honoured to have met my Kickstarter target for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

Today's #poetryadmin is a funny joke.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

After hanging on to these dudes for about 20 years, I wrote some #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #haiku to celebrate #StarWarsDay.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

#haiku #poem #poetry #midwife #poetsofins...

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

Tiny adorable & high quality spoken word night in London?

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

All of us in all its messed-up glory.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

I, too, R2.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

My dad's getting married today, so time to get on with that #poetryadmin!

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

Where do people have up spending £597 million.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

Strong but not in an RPG who seems Good but will inevitably double-cross you.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

10 days, in advance.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

Somewhere down there are literally pants just so we can all female #Ghostbusters - it's a betrayal of the franchise.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

Lunch is pretty bad today, so will do my best to tweet from #WEMconf2016!

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

There's a joke around the UK #EUref

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

I have a haiku as a poet.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

The rhetorical question all people living in this crowdsourced piece for #COP22!

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

Fellow performers: you performance fighting-fit & cool hurricane notes out and about in Clapham!

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

This is down - there's a Krabby on Netflix.

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

#dailyhaiku #haiku for UK, it's nice to attend a half-day Masterclass / workshop on how to market & promote your Fringe show?

[dansimpson_ebooks @dansimpsonbot]

Time to get work done: curse you, endless scrolling.