Dan Sipes

[Dan Sipes @dansipes88]

I earn @AmericanAir #AAdvantage miles to celebrate milestones like my GF's 30th bday! #MilesForMilestones #Promotion https://t.co/G9tszydnOj

[Dan Sipes @dansipes88]

I run to keep from moving backward. @VW #TeamVW

[Dan Sipes @dansipes88]

Interesting name for a youth soccer team. Great sticker though. I prefer Corporal Punishment myself.

[Dan Sipes @dansipes88]

Wow...well done US Women's Soccer!

[Dan Sipes @dansipes88]

Direct correlation between what I eat and how I feel. #haveyourcakeandfeelittoo

[Dan Sipes @dansipes88]

Nothing like a good fire drill at midnight.

[Dan Sipes @dansipes88]

I hate when online ads are longer than the clip I am waiting to watch.

[Dan Sipes @dansipes88]

@whitneyredman is off the chizzain!

[Dan Sipes @dansipes88]

I'm blowin' this thang up yo...

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@BeTheBoom I said a Boom chicka Boom...