dan smith

if you can’t appreciate the art, appreciate the air conditioning

[dan smith @danspacesmith]

That joke about “boy I wouldn’t want to get the call from Netflix about interviewing for that Last Words show” except it’s the New Yorker wanting you to sit with @IChotiner. If you’re the subject, you gotta know you’re already dead.

[dan smith @danspacesmith]

@noahmits @SamuelBeek And if you say the average person spends 50-60 hours planning a trip, it adds up even faster. And don’t get me started on how fast it goes if you say they spend 100 hours!

[dan smith @danspacesmith]

@ChandlerForPB Why use so many words when it’s obvious you think you only need 14?

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired

[dan smith @danspacesmith]

@A_S12

[smalls @StephieSmallls]

it’s going to be weird seeing swift on the back of his jersey

[dan smith @danspacesmith]

@paulsen_smw the lesser known #NEIPCATSM

[dan smith @danspacesmith]

@mattyports Sunrise forever.

(brb printing it on a shirt)

[FlanigansFL @FlanigansFL]

South Floridians opening their cabinets this morning.

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

the cup remains hers ✨

[Michael Mulvihill @mulvihill79]

Striking to come out of a meeting about how AI is changing the world only to hear of the passing of a genuine musical genius whose creativity and sensitivity can never be replicated. I guess I just wasn’t made for these times.

[dan smith @danspacesmith]

And on the topic of how absolutely f-ed the parking situation has become, maybe when you close the garages you’d run even 1 extra shuttle to the economy lots? Seems like maybe something somebody who cared about customers would do? You know they’re there. Pick them up.

[dan smith @danspacesmith]

@MCO it’s bad enough parking is always full nowadays but if you’re going to straight-up close the garages, maybe don’t let people even pull off towards them? Saw five cars reversing back into the flow of arrivals traffic because there’s no alternative. Nightmare situation

[dan smith @danspacesmith]

@DiscussingFilm O Brother Benoit-rt Thou

[dan smith @danspacesmith]

@paulsen_smw randomly popped into my head but: did we ever get a rating for the Savannah Bananas game at Clemson?

[dan smith @danspacesmith]

@DougLovesMovies Elaine May, Elaine May, and Elaine May?

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

omg that girl can do anything

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

get me to God’s country