Daniel Jones

I like music and this special mustard you can only get at Meijer. Meijer is a grocery store.

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Dear Elon:

[Joaquín‏‏‎‏‏‎ @Joaquin_T19]

The Batman universe so far:
The Batman 10/10
The Penguin 10/10

[Rhea @4eyedRaven]

“But listen, kid. I… I can’t bring you with me this time.” #ThePenguin

[Anthony👾🛸 @Tohneee]

Me watching that Vic/Oz “bonding” scene

#ThePenguin

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

No way I just got rickrolled by AI....

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

Why is this so funny 😂

[Great Value Zac Efron @ThisbeMadsen]

My approx every 30 seconds watching #FalloutOnPrime

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Sandra Bullock looks like the Titan that ate Eren's mom.

[Daniel Jones @danssocooldude]

They got honey mustard, but they don’t have honey ketchup? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Daniel Jones @danssocooldude]

The new @Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack has leaked, it’s just a bunch of Three Days Grace songs.

#Leak #Marvel

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Our landlord at SF HQ says we’re legally required to keep sign as Twitter & cannot remove “w”, so we painted it background color. Problem solved!

[Daniel Jones @danssocooldude]

Somone asked how long I’ve been listening to J DILLA, I said “Not that long, about 15 years maybe?”

I’m 31 that’s half my life. 😵‍💫

#oldashell #jdilla #Detroit

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Virtually no one in Washington, Republican or Democrat, wanted to see this tape released tonight.

[Michael Cusack @MichaelRCusack]

Oh what fun weeeEE

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

1. Thread: THE TWITTER FILES

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@lexfridman Transparency is the key to trust

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

The Twitter Files release is historic. This will strengthen our democracy.