Dan Stangroom

I do small electronics for space and big electrics for ents & broadcast.

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@Philip_HarrisUK Teacher: “Can you make it work?”
Technician: “Yes, but not honestly.”

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@Philip_HarrisUK What do you call an educated tube?
A graduated cylinder.

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@Philip_HarrisUK What did the biologist wear to impress their date?
Designer genes.

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@HighwaysSEAST What’s the deal with the variable speed limits and lane restrictions that never come to an end? How many unlit gantries do I pass before safely assuming you’ve forgotten to tell us it’s over?

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@SurreyRoadCops Thank you - so many fog lights used inappropriately and dazzling others. In lots of veh’s they switch off with the headlights but some latch independently, would love to know what % forget they’re on as opposed to deciding to turn them on each time they drive.

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@SurreyStageCrew Baked Camembert 9/10, next year a wheel for each of us? #SurreyDecides

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@SurreyStageCrew Should I grab some before the Camembert is done? Don’t want to ruin my palate... #SurreyDecides

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Ban the Biro #SurreyDecides

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@amyruth_ Nothing to do with our inability to arrange a group holiday?

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@cpc_tweet How is farnell the slowest website on the internet? All I see is "Waiting for https://t.co/1YoPUla2oO..." "Waiting for https://t.co/jmgJmlCoD2..." "Waiting for https://t.co/Ate8kJcdv1...". Can you send me a paper catalogue so I can actually buy something?

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@McDonaldsUK Thought my cup looked a little underfilled, plenty of milk under the froth but it’s missing the coffee part ☕️

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@SW_Help @GWRHelp Will do, ta

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@SW_Help RE: Ref. DR-8873-8901 Can you elaborate on how @GWRHelp are responsible for the delay to your service on 18/03/18?

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@RSComponents Do you even have a webmaster?

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@surreylib @UniOfSurreyIT This was on level 2 west side, unsure if other areas are affected

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@surreylib Lovely to have the extra hire laptops now, but they don’t actually work when @UniOfSurreyIT WiFi APs can’t handle the number of people connected

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@SpotifyUK Can we have a little more variety to video/audio ads on Spotify free? If I have music on all day I hear just the same half-dozen ads over and over again. Surely that can't be an effective advertising strategy.

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Thrilled to be kicking off my MSc project with @UniOfSurrey, @SpaceAtSurrey for @SurreySat looking at designing high performance, low profile antennas for small satellites. Exciting times ahead!

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@flir Third party apps for the Flir One arent detecting my camera after updating to iOS 11.2, is this a bug?

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@virginmedia Question: I don't have to use your supplied router with my VM internet connection, so why are there restrictions imposed on the SH3 that stop me doing what I want with my network? What's the point?