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[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

Me when gas prices fall 10 cents

[Movie Moments Analyst @Movies_analyst]

In Watchmen (2019), Lubeman’s bizarre escape wasn’t CGI. The stunt performer, wearing a tight silver bodysuit, actually slid into a specially constructed drain while being chased by Sister Night.

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

Labour literally covered up the mass rape of hundreds of thousands of White working class girls and over 50 percent of Makerfield decided they want more of that.

[『MrN I G T A S T R O MMan』 @TheStrxggler]

Nah. Don't run. They are just about to bring out the guillotine.

[DXT7 @DXT47]

"And you will be their inspiration, your composing will be their shield and your will... their sword. You remain... unbroken... for your music.. is.. eternal."

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Getting prettier the worse she gets.

Accurate

[Le Contemplateur @LeContempIateur]

🐝 Lorsque les abeilles ne peuvent pas éliminer une menace, elles la rendent inoffensive et la neutralise.

Il arrive parfois qu’une souris s’introduise dans une ruche, attirée par la chaleur et l’odeur du miel. Les abeilles l’attaquent alors en groupe jusqu’à neutraliser l’intrus. Mais un problème subsiste : le corps est trop lourd pour être transporté hors de la ruche.

Et c’est là qu’intervient l’un des comportements les plus fascinants du monde animal.

Pour éviter que le cadavre ne se décompose et ne contamine toute la colonie, les abeilles le recouvrent entièrement de propolis, une résine naturelle qu’elles récoltent sur les arbres. Cette substance possède de puissantes propriétés antibactériennes et antifongiques.

Peu à peu, le corps se dessèche, se conserve et devient totalement inoffensif pour la ruche.

Ce phénomène, observé par les scientifiques et les apiculteurs, est considéré comme l’un des exemples les plus impressionnants d’hygiène collective chez les insectes sociaux.

[𝕻𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 @hippyresident]

In 1953 the "Rosenbergs" were executed for stealing American Nuclear Secrets and giving them to the "Russians"

Oddly enough Russia already had the Nuclear bomb - but Israel didn't, until very shortly after their espionage…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The reason they call me a Nazi is to encourage people to murder me

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

You get more time in jail for cleaning up trash than Muslim rapists in the UK.

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

"India and Pakistan are two cheeks on the same unwashed ass while Bangladesh is the taint"

[Kris Eriksen @KEriksenV2]

🚨BREAKING:

Bill C-22 has passed.

Absolutely sickening.

[Chubby♨️ @kimmonismus]

Someone on Reddit built a WoW private server with 1,800 bots and AI chat via the DeepSeek API.

Dead Internet Theory, but playable.

An MMORPG with no real players, yet somehow it still feels human.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

Juneteenth (pronounced June-Teemf) is an American holiday where people from around the country share their best memes about negroids.

It’s a top 3 holiday for me.

[N.1 @N1archv]

Here’s a list of them to choose from.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

This is a really good rule.

Try it out on Loki, Draco Malfoy, Hannibal Lecter, and Killmonger. You'll see how totally correct the DeVito rule is.