Dooon

[Dillon Buchberg @dillboss93]

4/4, 4/2,3,3,2,2,1,1,1
@blicht25 @rankL14 @danstrausss

[Dooon @danstrausss]

Are you supposed to use claude or chatgpt for the airfryer?

[Dooon @danstrausss]

Me and the boys are thinking about doing an Oz backpacking trip. Recs? 👇

[Dooon @danstrausss]

There's a paywall blocking this "how to prepare for a Tsunami" article. Bummer.

[Dooon @danstrausss]

Tick tock tick tock

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

BLOOMBERG: "A group of 40 producers, which collectively make more than 90% of the ice cream sold in the US by volume, have pledged to voluntarily remove Red No. 3, Red 40, Green 3, Blue 1, Blue 2, Yellow 5 and Yellow 6 by the end of 2027."

[Dooon @danstrausss]

“Can’t read that handwriting mate, can you try sending again, cheers”

-British response to the Declaration of Independence, 1776

[Dooon @danstrausss]

Democrats 🤝 European cafes

Love to get rid of ice

[Dooon @danstrausss]

Dinger Tuesday picks - We're live baby

https://t.co/pekgzBNyIr

[Dooon @danstrausss]

*watching the bride and groom take their first dance*

Me: “Is that the ozempic theme song?”

[Dooon @danstrausss]

So are we going to sit here and watch your mouse on the screen all fucking day, or are you going to move that thing.

[Dooon @danstrausss]

Walton Goggins is a met

[dianna @runwildkian]

mets undershirt with the ankles out no socks combo, you couldn’t recreate this aura if you tried

[Dooon @danstrausss]

🎯

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Luis Urías - Athletics (2) Solo 376 feet
+675

[Dooon @danstrausss]

Dinger. Tuesday. ✅

[MLB @MLB]

Pavin Smith is hitting .404 this season after this go-ahead home run! 😱

[Brandon Lick @blicht25]

Some previous winners within the past few years.

My next play: KINGSNAKE on @juice_reel

https://t.co/gcvhzPjmsD

[Brandon Lick @blicht25]

You want a sicko lottery ticket parlay? You come to KINGSNAKE on @juice_reel

My next play:

https://t.co/gcvhzPjmsD

[Dooon @danstrausss]

Hint of Life also my favorite @Tostitos flavor

[Dooon @danstrausss]

Me when my girlfriend comes home from work today:

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Man saves a small dog from a violent German Shepherd by repeatedly sticking his finger up the dog's butth*le.

Diabolical.

The incident took place over the weekend at Roe Green Park in northwest London.

Multiple people tried stopping the attack by using various techniques but it wasn't until one brave man stuck his finger up the dog's poop chute that the dog backed off.

Sticking a finger up a dog's an*s is an extreme, but sometimes effective way to get the animal to drop whatever is in its mouth, according to online threads.

The dog briefly stopped before he turned his attention to a different small dog and continued the attack.

It's unclear what the small dogs' current condition is. It's also unclear what happened to the dog who had a surprise colonoscopy.

[Dooon @danstrausss]

*Saddam hiding in basement*
Blink 182: WHERREEE AREEE YEEEWWW

[KFC Radio @KFCradio]

Lead singer of Blink-182, Mark Hoppus, helped capture Saddam Hussein

[Dooon @danstrausss]

Seems like things are #notgood

[Dooon @danstrausss]

🧵How to implement tariffs in your next game of Catan: