dan

cuy

[dan @danstreeet]

i am so hot and sexy and beautiful and amazing and such a girlboss i am never going to die

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it’s just crazy to me when public figures are like “it’s sooo complicated, i can’t weigh in” and the average israeli public official’s twitter is like “i will send every palestinian into a slaughterhouse”

[dan @danstreeet]

I officially decree July #BushPrideMonth

[dan @danstreeet]

show is unironically goated as fuck like in a very real serious way

[dan @danstreeet]

god i fuckin g love pokemon https://t.co/yHNgwTW5rj

[dan @danstreeet]

genuinely stressing me out how cute my cat is Like

[dan @danstreeet]

crazy having a bad knee cuz my shit is just cooked Forever

[dan @danstreeet]

2026 I will become more of a misandrist

[dan @danstreeet]

if you are in a vulnerable state of mind do NOT i repeat DO NOT watch Iroh sing leaves of the vine

[#AdiósAlmeyda @EdwinCardonaMty]

Chicos, en algún momento van a tener que aceptar que el uso de las palabras no se rige por las necedades de una gente irrelevante en la península ibérica.

El resto del mundo usa el termino "latino" para decir "persona de Latinoamerica" y sus berrinches no van a cambiarlo.

Búsquense otra lucha.

[dan @danstreeet]

i need this tweet in a hall of fame

[yosnier @Yosnier_]

mind u Mario is supposed to sound like this

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)

[cocks rifle @ilovetopiss]

I want a boyfriend ugh

[dan @danstreeet]

Started reading on the train

[dan @danstreeet]

My jaw never DROPS like it does when i see amtrak holiday prices

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

Too bad you want to charge me $700 for a round trip from nyc to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving

[dan @danstreeet]

No patience for anything today don't piss me off or i'll just start screaming and crying

[dan @danstreeet]

orbeez! flower power Light it Up! Orbeez Flower Power Light Show 🌸

[dan @danstreeet]

Made my own granola and it came out good Don't fuck with me

[死 @humanxmaybe]

black mold party at my house everyone is invited