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[dan t @danterzian]

@RobertFreundLaw knowing nothing about the case:
1. feels crazy that the case went to trial; and
2. that is a great verdict for bigelow

[dan t @danterzian]

@RobertFreundLaw @NoLongerBennett frankly often feels like the more valuable the company, the more likely they are to fight for thousands of hours and then settle after no options are left save trial.

[dan t @danterzian]

@RobertFreundLaw would be bigger news if there’s a company that deckers _didn’t_ sue for infringement.

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Focusing on advertising law means all these dropship ads that get posted light up for me like the Predator’s heat vision.

[dan t @danterzian]

@GiffordLawFirm @RobertFreundLaw @fabianstelzer can’t tell if this is the driest of jokes, or if don’t know that LLMs also stands for large language models

[dan t @danterzian]

@RobertFreundLaw @skinnnnnnnner @fabianstelzer ok i would like to keep human judges. but every litigant gets 3 “challenges” where the LLMs can review and overrule.

[dan t @danterzian]

@RobertFreundLaw @prestomode my favorite are the folks who respond to you like “this isn’t illegal; everyone does this.”

[dan t @danterzian]

@RobertFreundLaw how dare you disparage acrobat’s very useful ai

[dan t @danterzian]

@RobertFreundLaw @jfudem the fabletics advertising is extremely misleading. surprised they made it this long

[dan t @danterzian]

@RobertFreundLaw @ericprestonETH brb updating my law firm profile to boast about spending my spare time in my (non-existent) aspen second home, to live rent free in every OC’s mind.

[dan t @danterzian]

@RobertFreundLaw in arizona, nonlawyers can own firms. and looks like TMT is an arizona firm.

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[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Whenever I'm stressed at work because my boss is being unreasonable I remember the emails Donald Rumsfeld used to send to his staff

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

If you are in Chicago, please seek shelter at Soldier field, there is no chance of a touchdown there.

[dan t @danterzian]

@alischwanke it's a violation of antitrust law https://t.co/Zb8hByUvnM

[dan t @danterzian]

@obarcala hogan first year associates are worth every penny of their $1000/hr

[dan t @danterzian]

@Adam__Alba @smmarotta my bespoke briefs are not templates for state school grads to copy adam

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

New demand letter template just dropped

[dan t @danterzian]

@shocks they have no choice shocks

[dan t @danterzian]

@InHouseSecret yes

[dan t @danterzian]

@J_Dot_J bitter sweet.

will obviously miss guenther. but also happy that i can now root for haas to lose guilt free. (hard for me getting past the brazenness of gene's fraudulent invoice tax-evasion scheme)