manic pixie stix

softboi with practical skills

[manic pixie stix @dantheman2197]

“What are you thinking about?”

[Keith🦴 @kkrocketz]

having to wake up a girl who looks so so cozy is one of life’s hardest tasks

[matt @mattybtweets69]

village idiot jobs near me
average village idiot salary

[Ian Charnas @IanCharnas]

Yeah but how many boys per minute are we talking?

[manic pixie stix @dantheman2197]

When the Trader Joe’s employee compliments your one item don’t forget to seductively say “yeah you like that?”

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Old people really went off with the whole groaning when you stand up or sit down thing

[manic pixie stix @dantheman2197]

Serial killer that yells “behind! sharp!” When they sneak up on you

[charlie @chunkbardey]

so scary when someone’s coming over and they’re like “here!” it’s like omg my life is about to change …

[khi @khifairy]

the worst part about dating a man is the youtube videos like… no i do not want to watch cave exploring videos at 10am

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

30 seconds after i finish my meal: (rubbing my hands together like a rat) hmmm. time for a little something sweet

[cymbalta can help @ktebinger]

when the cat carry a little thing in its cat mouth

[manic pixie stix @dantheman2197]

@anarchomami Libby app

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

me and my girls when you tell us “this button will shock an innocent person in the next room but-”

[i like food @messedupfoods]

shrimp oreo

[manic pixie stix @dantheman2197]

@bbyglowstick

[manic pixie stix @dantheman2197]

@bbyglowstick John Travolta

[manic pixie stix @dantheman2197]

You can put anything into a stew as long as you mumble “complex flavors” under your breath like a spell