Dan Johnson

8th Grade Spelling Bee Loser

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

This 14 hour stunt🙄🙄

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@reedthurston HEAD FUCKING HEN

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

Idk I thought Saltburn was fucking funny

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@RedLightning420

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 7 Sep 2015 (via @twi_age).

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Congratulations to Taylor for winning Big Brother 24! #BB24

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

Mentally prepping for everyone trying to decide to dress as either Maxine or Pearl for Halloween and I’m everyone as well

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

@BB_Updates HOLY SHIT THEY’RE DOING IT

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@melbrown00 The timing was impeccable😂😂😂

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#BB24

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Turner nominated Brittany and Taylor for eviction #BB24

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

Turner really shot himself in the foot winning this HOH. The remaining leftovers think they still have him and so does Kyle/Alyssa/Terrance. Either way he's betraying someone and losing jury votes this week #BB24

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Me after managing to send an email with an attachment in the morning

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Welp🙃🙃🙃

At least Jasmine is leaving this week☺️

#bb24

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

Turner is in the best spot in the house right now. No one has said his name as a target yet he pulled off one of the biggest moves of the season and is good with everyone. Joseph is falling apart right now yet Turner is playing so smoothly. He’s my winner pick #bb24

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

Where’s the episode of Spongebob where Plankton sells the Chum Bucket and gets a job in tech?

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

@creamstorm69 Lol not my therapist being named Kyle

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

@IsaacDButler If none of them said Renny, Keesha or Jen they aren’t true super fans

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

I really don’t care to hear about how much you care about the unborn when it’s clear you blatantly don’t care about other people’s lives.

I’m tired of the same repetitive “Pro-life” talking points that really aren’t protecting lives. Spare me the bullshit.

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

My co worker who slacks me paragraphs of complaints about a client at 3am expecting me to fix the issue

[Dan Johnson @dantheman656]

My therapist recommended I go on a Men’s retreat