dave

RTs not an endorsement, but the sarcasm is all mine.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Evergreen.

[dave @dantil]

@FT #tacoTrump

[dave @dantil]

@CNBC

[🤍 @dumbassghoul]

to kill a WHAT????

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Since Interstellar (2014) released, only about 1 hour and 38 minutes would have passed on Miller’s planet.

[dave @dantil]

Schnook is a funny word. Schnook. Schnook. Fun to say... Schnook.

[dave @dantil]

Ha. So finally Trump gets infrastructure week...

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours

https://t.co/IBdGhvQ2jd

[dave @dantil]

Remember when we all became experts on the best pulse oximeters?

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

My daughter asked me "where does poo come from" I was a little uncomfortable but gave her an honest explanation. She looked a little perplexed and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked "And Tigger?"

[miiiiiike eaaaaatooooon @mike_is_eaton]

Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[dave @dantil]

@bakwasbandkrein

[dave @dantil]

@AC360 can we give @SaltheHitman a regular slot on your show? Like you, I can watch this guy all night.

[dave @dantil]

@Hoang_HQ That’s Butterbean

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

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[dave @dantil]

Iran is playing the Trump TACO trade game.

[dave @dantil]

Just going to put this back out there.

[dave @dantil]

Hey @realDonaldTrump. Dictators have military parades. This is what happens to dictators. You still want to have that #MilitaryParade?