Dan Cox

Nothing to see here, move on

[Dan Cox @dantim78]

@Saghar409 34

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@LegacySiu Anelka

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@Parody_PM Rancid

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@fesshole Another fake fess. A wife that gives a blowjob? Doesn't happen

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@Parody_PM Slow Patrol

[Dan Cox @dantim78]

@RhonddaBryant @TicketmasterUK are just as bad as the touts, we had to resell through them because we could no longer make the event. The tickets went unsold, so we lost £600, strangely when I searched for our specific ticket type I got “none available” messages. Crooked.

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@fesshole Everyone here is calculating debt, nobody is questioning how a lad lends 50p 45 years ago; that would have bought a 3 bed semi 🤔

[Dan Cox @dantim78]

@Flic09 @smoggie1 @RNLI Done 🙏

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@ANorthLondoner @fesshole A damp spoon in the sugar?

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@smoggie1 @cleanupbritain @NickyAACampbell @welcomebreak Beautiful country and people, been there dozens of times. I can’t recall a car occupant tossing rubbish, ever. The UK? I’ll probably see it on the way to the shops, we can do better😞

[Dan Cox @dantim78]

@IKEAUKSupport bought a self-installation kitchen from Cardiff, with gas hob; the kitchen planned doesn’t meet safety requirements. Cardiff tell me they’ll cover the cost of their mistake, but where do I find a fitter before Christmas? Are you cooking my veg!

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@ladbible Unforgiven. Shawshank. Dances with Wolves. Stand By Me. Saving Private Ryan. Honourable mention to Fury and Dunb and Dumber

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@20thCenturyUK Is this an attempt to regain the “Highest Grossing” title?

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@ladbible 3 1/2 inch floppy

[Dan Cox @dantim78]

@JamesHa92140762 @Ben_Hunter14 @HRashid_ @CityReportBen This is the closest correct answer I see here. He is MOTY because he has driven his team to 1 point from winning it, all whilst the external factors of 3 additional competitions have made demands on his squad that he’s balanced. Oh, and those competitions? 2/3 so far

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@JeanySpark 100% influenced by my Nan’s toilet decor

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@fesshole Normal. I’ve used the reverse pinch movement on newspapers, magazines, and the sky (to identify what airline passed by)

[Dan Cox @dantim78]

@smoggie1 @from86 £96 to £145, after arguing them down from £215. And it didn’t stop them taking £456 across 40 days - though it is a consequence of being moved because my energy company went bust

[Tom Moylan @moylato]

Never meet your heroes

[Dan Cox @dantim78]

@LostinNassau @RichardScholey2 @gary_d_carter @Ed_Miliband But you’re implying that there will be bad employers the government will happily allow