Dan Tobin 🐘💨

English teacher, writer, basement rock star. Failing to find an online audience since 2003. He/him

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Hello! I've started a Substack newsletter and I hope you'll subscribe. New content Wed, featuring:

- A mini-essay semi-related to teaching
- The Week in Dog Poo
- A classic Urban Blah comic
- Something I wrote long ago

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Time Not Teaching: Pre-spring fever https://t.co/XJaOznpRD2

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Time Not Teaching: I apparently cannot teach without wifi https://t.co/4v6QjQq9S7

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Time Not Teaching: Typos, or should I say Tpyos https://t.co/KpCdVJ0ZXX

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Time Not Teaching: The ins and outs of the bathroom https://t.co/9OUNm9mIyk

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Time Not Teaching: The thickness of socks https://t.co/V1riFFSBPU

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Time Not Teaching: Pre-vacation jitters https://t.co/ORIRZCgWuz

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Time Not Teaching: VORT https://t.co/jQo5L6ecjO

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Time Not Teaching: Sixth Grade Sentences Revisited https://t.co/JGeOQ7kRqv

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Time Not Teaching: Problem as solution https://t.co/7Hyg6gGgBx

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Time Not Teaching: The AI-generated column https://t.co/NNu3x9oVYz

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Time Not Teaching: Time off is my favorite time not teaching https://t.co/TUBsx06e72

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Time Not Teaching: The pencil sharpener blues https://t.co/jE9YiW9yzG

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.@KevinKataoka Gave you a shout out in my substack newsletter today. It’s under the comic, which riffs off one of your old Karma Coffeehouse jokes. Hope all’s well!

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Sixth grade sentences on Time Not Teaching https://t.co/RFCJUtPQds

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TNT just listed the Celtics game as taking place in “Boston, MS.” Massachusetts is MA, MS is Mississippi. #Celtics #nba

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TNT just listed the Celtics game as taking place in “Boston, MS.” Massachusetts is MA, MS is Mississippi. #Celtics #nba

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Throwback Thriday on Time Not Teaching https://t.co/Jhy0qkGmy2

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Getting comfortable on Time Not Teaching https://t.co/goGkM4syOC

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Weeknight warrior on Time Not Teaching https://t.co/7wVSAcqV8D