Daniel S

Music enthusiast, movie critic, experienced taste-tester, homebrewer and computer nerd.

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

@YourAnonNews wow, nice of you to throw an alarmist headline on that story...

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"Like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio!" -Tina Fey #GoldenGlobes

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

Someone once told me that it's good luck if you can peel the whole orange in one piece. Consider it done. #naranja

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

Remember grand ol flag where "every heart beats true 'neath the red white and blue. Where there's never a #boast or #brag" lol #whathappened

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

Sorry Midwest, but I just took off my hoodie because I was sweating with more than just a t-shirt on outside. #polarvortex #socalweather

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

Army of Vader #merrychristmas #darkside

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

@SimplyFreshSD I know you were having a hard night, but I waited forever and then my #Diego was missing the chicken when I got home.

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

@SimplyFreshSD Thanks guys, I really appreciate the gesture and trying to make things right!! :) Just wanted to reach out so you were aware.

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

@STUFFEDsd what was the name of the sandwich truck across from you tonight. Really wanted to like them, but had a horrible experience...

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

#ibelieveicanfly RT @DonovanStrain: if I won the 636Million lotto, id turn it into 100Billion by spending it all producing Space Jam 2 and 3

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

My hobby is running through the toy aisle turning on every possible sound maker, then guessing which mom will yell at her little boy for it.

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

Overheard while Christmas shopping, "is she the one that punched me in the face?" #tistheseason

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

I guess it's about time I start getting into the Christmas spirit. Since I only have like a week left.

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

Any Spanish speakers following me that can help clarify something for me?

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

A 2 year old fell while greeting the president's dog in the white house. Wtf kind of news is this @USATODAY. Did the dog wag it's tail too?

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

We have cars that can drive themselves in traffic, but trains can't auto slow down when the engineer falls asleep before a sharp turn...

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

Damn, I wish I had picked up some bitcoins when I first heard about them....

[Daniel S @dantotheman]

Remember the song that never ends form lamb chops? Yeah it has been playing #onandonmyfriends in my head since 1992...