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— Mayorkun about how Davido signed him.

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I never realized jogging in your 50s would be a great way to meet new people.

Just today, I met two nurses, two EMTs, and a cardiologist.

I was so close to meeting Jesus too.

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**Full Blood Count summary — Jazeel Emma-Obani, 6-year-old male**

Lab: Labcrest Medical Diagnostic and Clinic, Gwagwalada, Abuja
Sample: 10 September 2026
Report: FBC (Lab ID 272449)

### Results vs reference ranges

| Parameter | Result | Reference | Flag |
|-----------|--------|-----------|------|
| WBC | 3.3 × 10⁹/L | 3.0–11.0 | Low-normal |
| RBC | 7.6 × 10¹²/L | 4.0–5.5 | High |
| PCV (Hct) | 69% | Children 36–48 | High |
| Hb | 22.6 g/dL | Children 12.0–14.0 | High |
| MCV | 89.6 fL | 78–96 | Normal |
| MCH | 26.8 pg | 27–32 | Slightly low |
| MCHC | 29.9 g/dL | 29–35 | Normal-low |
| Platelets | 107 × 10⁹/L | 150–450 | Low |
| Lymphocytes | 64% | 25–45 | High |
| Neutrophils | 28% | 40–75 | Low |
| Monocytes | 7% | 0–10 | Normal |
| Eosinophils | 1% | 1–6 | Low-normal |
| Basophils | 0% | 0–1 | Normal |

### Plain-language picture

- Red-cell side (RBC, PCV, Hb) is markedly elevated — the report’s own note points to possible polycythemia rather than anaemia.
- White-cell total is at the bottom of the range; the differential shows high lymphocytes and low neutrophils.
- Platelets are below the usual range.
- Red-cell indices (MCV/MCH/MCHC) are mostly near normal, so this is not a classic micro- or macrocytic picture.

The lab’s printed comments are generic (infection/immune suppression, anaemia vs polycythemia, clotting, type of infection, anaemia classification). They do not give a diagnosis.

This was his lab result last week, when his eyes became so red.

[Stonecode @Stonecodecom]

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[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

🚨Wande Coal & DJ Tunez’s “Iskaba” has now surpassed 100 MILLION streams on Spotify.

— It marks Wande Coal’s 2nd & DJ Tunez’s 1st song to achieve this milestone on the platform 👏🏽