dane

kindle owner

[dane @danusinmyanus]

I looove playing on my phone while driving and I’m drunk also

[uxieee @uxiesweatshirt]

Yo La Tengo makes music for guys who are in the friendzone

[lxy ☆ @organicshorty]

old ppl get they ass up and head to the store early asf in the morning

[🌸🕷𝔞𝔷𝔪𝔶𝔱𝔥🕷🌸 @azmythalauris]

circumcised people circumcise people

[dan @bierkonceagain]

Calling a movie The Two Towers in 2002 was very funny

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

A smile is a gang sign for friendly people

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Michael Jackson the king of pop lmao i PROMISE you he don't fw soda like me

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

She's got a great smile! :)

[Mia @boygrrI]

public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

you must be dazed & confused if you think we linkin later

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

I'm a creative type. Paintings, statues, and music are actually pleasant to me.

[john @johnsemley3000]

doing a land acknowledgment to recognize the ancestors who built shoes. com

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

(To my 7 year old nephew) Bro, spongebob would absolutely not fuck with you in real life. He’s a celebrity…

[dane @danusinmyanus]

@alex_imarhino @calleymeans I know that’s right!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

(Spotting a stranger at the gym) You can’t do it. It’s too heavy. It’s impossible

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I always ask the cashier if my groceries are normal. If my choices reflect the life of a normal guy

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Good morning or as the Chinese say “good morning.” But in their own language