DanHasAplan

My life *dudum tss*

[drue @DruePhoto]

Ignore me enjoying not posting on social media for a little bit

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

who knows a brunette in los angeles named elissa i missed a match on hinge and am having a crisis she’s the one

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

@maorp17 @olivialoe My levels of jealousy are immense

[Issy Phillips @issypips]

There are no ITU beds in the valleys. So you might be 23 and invincible if you get COVID but what if you crash your car? Or a friend takes an overdose or a parent needs emergency surgery? Guess what! No beds for you either. And THAT’S how this affects everyone. Rant over.

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

@elonmusk And u r a q t

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Just imagine getting married 10 years from now and having the young people at the wedding complain about the "old people music" like sum 41 and simple plan

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

I guess I should start going to the gym now so I don't like one of those idiots on January 1st

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

Me walking up to the checkout at best buy today

Cashier: hello! How are you paying today?!
Me:.... Hello I'm good! How are you today?!
Cashier: So debit?

Ffs

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

Can someone be his late Christmas present?

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

@sammlafond Lol ok

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

@saraahgreen Leave now

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

If anyone has a commerce ticket they're trying to sell.... I'd be willing to buy it off you :)

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

@daniella13_ you've been having some weird dreams there my girl

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

@daniella13_ or I'm stuck at work watching everyone's snapchats 🙄

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

@daniella13_ I hope today isn't like it was yesterday 🙂

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

@daniella13_ as I recall I mostly sat at a table, should have been with the bros

[DanHasAplan @danwantt]

@daniella13_ YOU MADE ME

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@daniella13_ save some food for the starving African children you monster!!