nobody

not good at anything. no skills. zero natural talent

[nobody @danware]

@ArbitrageAndy1 I was halfway through the Annie Jacobsen audiobook when I saw this first announced. Not good.

[nobody @danware]

@tbohen LFR’s!

[nobody @danware]

@_FoxboroForever The Benny’s Smell. Toys, tires and fishing gear and everything in between.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is nuts

[nobody @danware]

@LimitlesCobz HOW DF DAT PLANE GET THERE?

[The_Real_Fly @The_Real_Fly]

👀

[RIP MASSACHUSETTS @theripsnorter]

MASSACHUSETTS COST OF LIVING 2025
4% more expensive than California
18% > New York
32% > Rest of New England
45% > Florida, Delaware, Colorado
50% > North Carolina, Utah, Nevada
60% > Texas, Tennessee, Indiana
Only Hawaii is more expensive

[Noel Smith @NoelSmith]

Explaining options to people for the first time:

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Three guys from Boston (@BenAffleck, Matt Damon, and Jimmy) say every town and city in Massachusetts. #FallonTonight

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

NEW: The 2026 Prime Rib Guide is LIVE

This isn’t “throw it in the oven and pray.”

I break down every step and the science behind it:
• Why pre-salting actually changes protein structure
• How dry brining locks in moisture
• Low-and-slow vs hot-and-fast
• Exact temps for edge-to-edge doneness
• Resting the rib
• The final blast that builds crust without overcooking
Prime rib is a system, not a recipe.

[nobody @danware]

@mistressdivy “What am I? 192.168.1.what?”

[nobody @danware]

@ArbitrageAndy1 Well, well, well…

[nobody @danware]

@NetworksManager This is such a wild take. May as well keep a separate apartment, a Bumble account and one foot out the door too. You’re with the wrong person. You don’t trust them with your bank account but you trust their judgement to make emergency medical decisions?

[nobody @danware]

@BowTiedBroke Don’t eat the homies

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

🚨Video of MTG announcing her resignation:

“No matter which way the political pendulum swings, Republican or Democrat, nothing ever gets better for the common American man or woman”

She’s not wrong.

[Bitcoin Fear and Greed Index @BitcoinFear]

Bitcoin Fear and Greed Index is 11 ~ Extreme Fear
Current price: $91,944

[nobody @danware]

@WallStreetApes *Massachusetts residents have entered the chat*

[nobody @danware]

@ArbitrageAndy1 I find what insults me most is that someone else thinks I would believe they bullshit. Not the bullshit itself, that I expect…but that I would be gullible enough to believe it.

[nobody @danware]

@BowTiedBroke I still have the screenshots from the original post. Unreal

[nobody @danware]

@ArbitrageAndy1 In my younger years (90’s) I surfed Cape Cod a ton and we never saw a shark. The last time I surfed was about 3 years ago and I absolutely had something huge make two big runs at me and break off at the last second. No way in hell I’m surfing again around here now. They’re raging