dan

@StegmansSC equipment manager. @MPLSCitySC fulltime intern. @SportingKC STH stuck in MN. #RCJH #Chiefs #Royals

[dan @danwarner_]

Facebook poking is a lost art.

[ESPN @espn]

OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY 🦅

USA HOCKEY IS GOLDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🥇🇺🇸

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Let’s be clear: anyone defending the Trump Administration after watching masked, anonymous agents assault a man, pepper spray him, then fire 5+ rounds into his back is irretrievably complicit in political terrorism.

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

[dan @danwarner_]

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly." - MLK Jr.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Today, the President of the United States used “retarded” to describe someone he does not like. Donald Trump is an embarrassment. I cannot believe there are still Christians who support this man.

I said what I said.

[dan @danwarner_]

The true test of a Bachelor Party is how long the group chat remains active.

[dan @danwarner_]

@MPLSCitizensSG @mplscitysc Jake was great today, but @JoeyTawah is my MVP.

[dan @danwarner_]

@SaboFPA Gotta take em however we can

[dan @danwarner_]

@SaboFPA @JonnyBizzness Balotelli

[dan @danwarner_]

Leaving St. Lucia and they keep paging passenger Jack Shepard….

[dan @danwarner_]

I'm in the middle of the first season of Lost, this is going to completely affect how I pack for my flight on Wednesday.

[dan @danwarner_]

My grandma turning 97 really has me rethinking my 401k contributions

[Hayden Winks @HaydenWinks]

im starting to think some of the chiefs penalties thing is that they are disciplined and the losing teams get frustrated

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

These 2 missed calls resulted in 3 runs for the Yankees, #Royals lost by 1 run, inexcusable from the umpires in the playoffs

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

LETSSSSS GOOOOOOO!!!!! @Royals

[dan @danwarner_]

@mplscitysc @JoyAthletic

[dan @danwarner_]

Really solid headline today in the Talkers email from @StarTribune

[dan @danwarner_]

@TheRealNaterTot #nonewfriends

[dan @danwarner_]

@minakimes @DavidDTSS Great recap but whoever hung up @DavidDTSS’s art was blind. Can he borrow a level from his roommates/parents before the next episode?

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

BACK-TO-BACK SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!