Dan Weirderer

Chicago Bears beat writer for The Athletic, in my dreams. Don’t cancel me, Elon, I am a parody.

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

Trump is right, yet again

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Gas prices have nothing to do with Trump, when will you guys learn

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

Smear the fear

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

@RickFeelsmen Are you for real

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Erika is treated like no one I’ve ever seen

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Would appreciate seeing more

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Need more

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I am not parody.

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

Move. I dare you.

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

The people of Italy are cowards

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

@applingcodawg @stoolpresidente I did not respect Dungy until he came out as anti-gay. Now he’s a HOFer for me

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

You come after me you best not miss @BradBiggs

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

Just woke up from a dream where @greta was sucking my 🍆. Trying to fall back asleep quickly and get right back there.

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

Bill Gates should face the death penalty and it should be broadcast on Pay Per View

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

Law and order is not racist, there just happens to be a lot of brown people on earth

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

America was built for the Trumps, not the Walzs

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

The latest files release shows nothing

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

I understand why Charlie Kirk’s death received more backlash.

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

Seems more clear by the minute that the protester, who was probably paid to be there, was in the wrong

[Dan Weirderer @danweirderer]

I still support ICE, especially when it’s not popular to do so.