Dan White

Getting through life with as little effort as possible. Full time carpenter. Real Murcia shareholder.

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@GreggsOfficial Newark market place, folks queuing out the door and giving up. Slowest girl ever to work in a shop serving on her own, two stood in the back doing naff all. When you finally get served, nothing ready. Not the first time either 🤦‍♂️

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@KSI What absolute bell ends these YouTubers are. 🤡

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@FedExHelp parcel was due today. I woke up to an email changing to Monday delivery. I went to work only to receive another email saying it was back to today. Result, missed delivery, no card left, my only option on your website is another delivery date. I want to collect. How?

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@NOW I appreciate the offers you keep sending but it’s not really a good deal when I have to add another £6 on top just to get a decent picture 🤷‍♂️

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@TicketmasterUK @oasis Yep that damn internal server error

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@TicketmasterUK @oasis Will be the usual Ticketmaster f**ck up when you eventually get to the site. Crash city 🤷‍♂️

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@O2 why is your signal so bad the minute I leave a built up area 🤷‍♂️.

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@ModaUK_Ltd
Sneakily hidden away on your website 🙄😡

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@MMGVWCommercial just wondering why the Lincoln service department couldn’t be arsed to call me back today despite being asked to 3 times by the salesman I spoke to. 3 phone calls over 3 hours and no call back 🤷‍♂️

[Dan White @danwhite33]

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[Dan White @danwhite33]

@HSBC_UK I’ve lost my card, up to now I’ve been waiting on hold for 25 minutes, while someone is potentially tapping away on my account 🤷‍♂️ ffs

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@HSBC_UK I’ve tried to cancel online. This is what I get. If someone use’s my card that’s on you

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@virginmedia I shouldn’t need to have to sit on a phone line for an hour to get someone to sort out the mess your man has already left. Perhaps someone could ring me like they were able to when I was signing up 🤷‍♂️

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@virginmedia 8:00 am Thursday my internet is working, all be it poorly. 10:30 am an engineer calls at next door to sort some problems. I lose all internet connection and it is still off on Friday morning. My internet is connected to next doors box and my box is left like this

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@LouisBland A tough year for you but your commitment and coaching to this group of boys has been outstanding. The best footballing side in the league and without doubt would have been promoted as champions but for internal match day interference 🤷‍♂️ ⚫️⚪️ 👊

[Grantham Town Youth @GranthamTwnYth]

23s
Lincoln United 0-1 Grantham Town
⚽️ Mcgrady

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@MerrellUK can my chameleons be resoled?

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@Stiletto_Tools first day day of serious framing action for my new Stiletto and my nail magnet has fallen out 🙄

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@manj_dosanjh @coachtonymee My writings the same, i use graph paper now, you get nice lines to write to, and my drawings are better 😀

[Dan White @danwhite33]

@OCInsuranceUK what an absolute farce of a way to do business. Internet chat that keeps cutting me off 😡