Dan Wilcox

[Tyler Durden @tylerusesoap]

I don't want to die without any scars.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Kellogg cereal was an attempt to provide an alternative food to meat and to create something that would stop people from masturbating.

[Dan Wilcox @danwil100]

@MMAFighting no

[Dan Wilcox @danwil100]

@danawhite yes it did.

[Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for
forgiveness.

[Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact]

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening.

[Dan Wilcox @danwil100]

@JimMiller_155 your a beast can't wait to c u fight again.

[Jim Miller @JimMiller_155]

Even in defeat, there is something oddly satisfying about trying to sleep with a cracked nose and blown ankle #thefans #theoctagon @UFC

[Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag]

Never accept “okay” or “good enough”—strive for excellence each and every day. #motivation #doit

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Some people just need a kiss...on the side of the head...with a metal bat.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Remember: When someone makes you mad, it takes 41 muscles to frown, and only 4 muscles to extend your arm and BITCH SLAP THAT MOTHERF#CKER.

[Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact]

It's annoying when fat people say obesity "runs" in their family, when clearly nobody runs in their family.

[MMA Fight Previews @MMAFightPreview]

Benson Henderson vs. Frankie Edgar II targeted for UFC 150 in Denver http://t.co/0Zkuwahj

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In 2001, Buck Weimer won a noble prize for creating underwear specifically designed to filter farts.