Stand-Up Comedian, Computer Specialist, Michael Jackson expert, Walking Dead fanatic & Ferris Bueller Philosopher. Musings from a comedian with time to spare.
Adelaide Fringe is bouncing, and this is my first tweet for almost a decade.. I think I'll now try and build an exclusive crowd of people that just dont want any tweets, and I'm old, I can't call them Posts!
My daughter asked me what it was like to be married. I told her to leave me alone & when she did; I asked her why she was ignoring me. #oldjokereboot#meaningofwife
@v8gaz To be honest, your reply to the tweet is the most action i’ve had on Twitter for years!
I used to Tweet constantly, i now average once a month..
I’m now gonna wallow in my glory of one response!!!
Quick impersonation of @QBEaus "All of our consultants are currently busy, continue to hold".. #worstcustomerservice 95mins waiting so far, 64mins yesterday, got kicked off the line by the system at 5.20pm, called right back "Our call centre closes at 5pm".. #JoyNotJoy
@HamleysOfficial check this out..
My little one has insisted as part of our trip from #Australia that we come to #Hamleys.. and she almost thought it wasn’t going to happen!!
loved it, but packed.. so am bringing her back early tomorrow to see if she can peruse easier!!
:-)
Off to @TheComicsLounge to complete my weeks worth of headline gigs..
it’s been a rocking week, only thing that can slow us down is #Australia kicking off at 9pm..
Howsabout #Tunisia just concede the game, then everyone can just come to the gig!
#WorldcupQatar2022
@dotunadebayo World Cup fits better in Method of Modern Love by #Hallandoats W-O-R-L-D C-U-P it’s the world cup.. And now i can’t get it out of my head..
I’m two episodes into #RingsofPower, and I’m beginning to feel that this is to #The#LordOfTheRings what “Caravan of Courage” was to #StarWars
But as a wounded veteran of 7 seasons of #The100 I shall be sticking with it to the bitter end..
@SeaWorld well, we made the trip… and paid the money… And nearly everything’s closed.. Banana’s Closed, Jellyfish Closed, Carousel Closed, Bus/Boat closed, ..#Nickelodeon land really knows how to disappoint a 7yr old!