Dan Willis

Stand-Up Comedian, Computer Specialist, Michael Jackson expert, Walking Dead fanatic & Ferris Bueller Philosopher. Musings from a comedian with time to spare.

[Dan Willis @danwillis007]

Adelaide Fringe is bouncing, and this is my first tweet for almost a decade.. I think I'll now try and build an exclusive crowd of people that just dont want any tweets, and I'm old, I can't call them Posts!

[Dan Willis @danwillis007]

My little lady,
belting out a bit of @taylorswift13
#Swifty

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Do Artists still think they can get away with doing #Adverts in #Japan and no-one in the west will notice? @rickygervais ???

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Kerr-Plunk
go #Lionesses !
#WomensWorldCup2023

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My daughter asked me what it was like to be married. I told her to leave me alone & when she did; I asked her why she was ignoring me. #oldjokereboot #meaningofwife

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My Wife thinks I’m too old fashioned. But I reckon we’ve got good alchemy. #oldjokereboot

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@v8gaz To be honest, your reply to the tweet is the most action i’ve had on Twitter for years!
I used to Tweet constantly, i now average once a month..
I’m now gonna wallow in my glory of one response!!!

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Has anyone got any information on how i can raise enough money to buy a plastic figurine from the Marvel franchise?
(it’s for a Thing).

[Dan Willis @danwillis007]

Quick impersonation of @QBEaus "All of our consultants are currently busy, continue to hold".. #worstcustomerservice 95mins waiting so far, 64mins yesterday, got kicked off the line by the system at 5.20pm, called right back "Our call centre closes at 5pm".. #JoyNotJoy

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From the 2nd to 4th June
I'm Bringing my two favourite shows to the BYRON BAY COMEDY FESTIVAL!!
BEST OF BRITISH (#MelbourneComedyFestival Most Popular show).
And THE ASHES (#England V #Australia in multi award winning #Comedy)
https://t.co/0ePz3DxZw9
#Byronbay #comedyfestival

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Yeah whatever…
Apparently i’ve got unlimited free speech now, can’t think of anything to say, and i’m happy about that..

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@HamleysOfficial check this out..
My little one has insisted as part of our trip from #Australia that we come to #Hamleys.. and she almost thought it wasn’t going to happen!!
loved it, but packed.. so am bringing her back early tomorrow to see if she can peruse easier!!
:-)

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Off to @TheComicsLounge to complete my weeks worth of headline gigs..
it’s been a rocking week, only thing that can slow us down is #Australia kicking off at 9pm..
Howsabout #Tunisia just concede the game, then everyone can just come to the gig!
#WorldcupQatar2022

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According to #Elon, jokes are now legal on Twitter..
i’m off then..
Can’t exist in such crazy times..

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@dotunadebayo World Cup fits better in Method of Modern Love by #Hallandoats W-O-R-L-D C-U-P it’s the world cup.. And now i can’t get it out of my head..

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@ColinMurray surely Belouis Some.. Imagination..
Though I may have spelled his name wrong

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I’m two episodes into #RingsofPower, and I’m beginning to feel that this is to #The #LordOfTheRings what “Caravan of Courage” was to #StarWars

But as a wounded veteran of 7 seasons of #The100 I shall be sticking with it to the bitter end..

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@SeaWorld @seaworldresort @cityofgoldcoast
Well, making the trip to Sea World has been a tad disappointing for the kids..
#Nickelodeon land is pretty much shut..
I’m now even more grumpy than usual..

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@SeaWorld well, we made the trip… and paid the money… And nearly everything’s closed.. Banana’s Closed, Jellyfish Closed, Carousel Closed, Bus/Boat closed, ..#Nickelodeon land really knows how to disappoint a 7yr old!

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I’ll be in #Manchester #Airport for a few hours, if anyone fancies a pint..
Bonus- I can most likely sign people into the Business Lounge…
#manchesterairport #homewardbound #Edfringe