Dan O'Brien

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@theamelia__ Carry on up the khyber

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@ConnorWHU_ Drew two yellows from their defence at the weekend. We didn't take advantage of that

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@UtdMax13_ That only one player could be either Michael Owen or Paul Ince. Take your pick

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@Matt_Pinner I wouldn't eat that in a place that didn't have ketchup. Why is there no ketchup? Someone needs to be fired

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@ibbywhu It's the only positive thing we can take from the last few weeks. If we can keep them all progressing we will have the basis of a good team. Just need to get the back line sorted

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@PaulEmbery I wonder if he would be so dismissive if the announcement was that the train was on fire!

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@chefsevenn Chopped chives

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@chefsevenn Salad cream and cucumber

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@WestHam_Central As controversial as this might sound I think we need a new skipper. A Kevin Nolan type character. I love Bowen but he showed at the weekend why he's not the right man for the job given our current situation

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@Uptonpark_1 @COYIronscom Allison tried to pull him away he could see what was going to happen

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@honeymoon250 Well if its in England the car is driving on the wrong side of the road

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@COYIronscom Two points lost

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@COYIronscom His yellow card was a foregone conclusion. An extra few days in Brazil as he is now suspended for our next game

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@RupertLowe10 To be fair I moved to Spain 5 years ago under the withdrawal agreement and I didn't have to take a test here

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@bushontheradio Sandy Clarke at West Ham. Bloke couldn't even run without tripping over his own feet

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@daveatherton Well I'm allergic to cats so I would have had to stay at home (on full pay obvs)

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@FraserNelson Is that murders as defined by police at scene of crime or trials regardless of outcome or convictions in the Crown Courts?

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@AvonandsomerRob It's funny how they have a frame at the gate to make sure your suitcase fits into it but nothing to make sure you fit in the seat

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@therealmissjo We bought our son one for Christmas. Whilst assembling it at 2.00am Christmas morning after a long day and several glasses of wine I put the tower on back to front and then couldn't get it off again. Think I ended up snapping something to do it eventually. It was never right

[Dan O'Brien @danwithavan]

@returningfromt2 @mitrebarnet Even that's not cheap anymore