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[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

My penis is now penwas due to lack of usage

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

So if gay people have a gaydar. Do neurodivergent people have a suspectrum?

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Jason GPT 👾 @0XYT0CINATED]

OOMF = One Of My Fаggоts

[𝚍𝚊𝚗 𓃭 @danwurf]

si soy

[Bordaberry 🌼 @GuilleRBRB]

lo miraba siempre de reojo en el corte inglés cuando iba con mis padres

[E @WordOfES]

Too scared to do OF

[M I L K @milkmiliano]

Men ARE milk machines.

[zein @pakichulozein]

I’m so feral rn 🥴

[Canelita @Canela_chair]

Animal Cruising

[Sheep Daily 🐑 @sheepdaily_twt]

:)

[Jordie 🏔️⛰️ @jordieevan]

The weird thing about being gay is watching all your straight friends outgrow you & become real adults with families

[TeoDobleP @TeoDobleP]

Los que tienen cara de follar guarro despues follan muy vainilla y los que tienen cara de niños buenos son los mas guarros

[🫥 @noturtypicalbq]

trying to clear the porn off my tl but liking x rated content

[morg @morg_alexx]

Two drinks in

[𝚍𝚊𝚗 𓃭 @danwurf]

necesito 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[PokéXperto @pokexperto]

Los auriculares gamer con diseño de Gengar de la marca Razer ya están a la venta en China

[Sagittaria @itsagittaria]

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