dan

professionally retarded

[dan @danxyz__]

I asked my friends if they think I’d be cancelled if I became a famous filmmaker and they said yes but it’s okay cuz directors are usually horrible people anyway.

[dan @danxyz__]

@Aakritivk Not really

[dan @danxyz__]

It’s a brand new day today

[xan @lilxan1k]

closer to lung cancer than a stable relationship

[dan @danxyz__]

Minimalism is boring. Art is meant to be loud

[Çıelľę @Cielle_vibes]

people who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one

[dan @danxyz__]

“The women you draw are so creepy” idk bro I think they’re hot

[ًً @7i__g]

Weed lamp

[dan @danxyz__]

Wish things just remained as conspiracy theories. Now it’s just real life.

[dan @danxyz__]

Who tf getting Instagram plus bruh stop falling for capitalism (I have Snapchat premium)

[dan @danxyz__]

Ok why am I shadow banned what did I say

[dan @danxyz__]

Nobody talks about the identity crisis you get as an international student

[dan @danxyz__]

They’ve been telling us this whole time

[dan @danxyz__]

It’s so ironic when people say larp/larping like bro do YOU not think YOURE performative? It’s paradoxical if u really think about it

[bug girl @buggirl]

i wonder when someone will become the first dead trillionaire

[dan @danxyz__]

I’m way too self aware bruh

[dan @danxyz__]

Noah centineo looks like shrek

[Punk @forestkeyz]

I earned this substance abuse

[🪖 @petethekidd]

marijuana should be treated more like wine and less like heroine

[dan @danxyz__]

@meishato Lock in yall we been knew for a while

[dan @danxyz__]

Some mf spilt their whole ass drink on me but some other guy saw that and brought me napkins. W guy I’ll always remember you