Medrano

life is too short to be a bitch

[Medrano @dany6096]

I need another toxic relationship so I can evolve into my final form 🤔

[Medrano @dany6096]

Lmao

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

“Es Viernes y el cuerpo lo sabe”

Mi cuerpo:

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I would fight several wars for her

[Medrano @dany6096]

My mom told me her friends son who is my age is on his 4th kid… my response was “mom I went to target the other day and bought myself a Nintendo switch” 😎😂😂😂

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Tú y yo de viejitos no sé piénsalo…

[Medrano @dany6096]

Oof

[Medrano @dany6096]

I’m like this 🙋🏻‍♂️

[Medrano @dany6096]

Basically giving up here y’all 🥲

[Medrano @dany6096]

Women are the devil 🤙🏼

[Mac Miller Bot @malcolmbot]

Well, baby
You were everything I ever wanted

[SpursMuse @spurs_muse]

Tim Duncan and Anthony Davis, a trophy shelf comparison:

Championships:
Tim: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
AD: 🏆

Finals MVP:
Tim: 🏆🏆🏆
AD:

MVP:
Tim: 🏆🏆
AD:

All-NBA:
Tim: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
🏆🏆🏆🏆
AD: 🏆🏆🏆🏆

In case anyone forgot. 😮‍💨

[Medrano @dany6096]

The chipotle ranch from Walmart is fucking gr8

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

yeah fuck them kids i woulda became Darth Vader if i lost her too

[Medrano @dany6096]

I’m loyal af I just work, workout and wait for a reply :/

[Medrano @dany6096]

My friends said they’re tired of me third wheeling…

Need single friends then 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Medrano @dany6096]

I was a menace last night 💀

[Anahi⭐️ @205Anahi]

idgaf ab no 4/20, baby i like to DRINK!!

[Medrano @dany6096]

Is there something wrong with Virgo men?????

I’ve been hit with “oh you’re a Virgo nvm” and…
“Never dealing with a Virgo man again”

Wtf