داني🇱🇧

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Fabipa @fabipa90]

Argentina cuando faltan 10 minutos para que terminen todos los partidos https://t.co/QNANiYQO6M

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Encore un peu plus près… 🇫🇷💪🏽🙏🏽

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Nous reviendrons. 🇫🇷🙏🏽

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Une journée au boulot…🇫🇷💪🏽🙏🏽 @equipedefrance

[Okafor-midable🇨🇭 @okaformidable]

Les propos hier soir du journaliste de la RTS Pablo Iglesias après le match France - Paraguay 👏🏻

Ça fais plaisir de voir quelqu’un qui ose dire les choses et qui les dis très juste 👏🏻

[ً @redalevislard]

quand Mbappe joue le ptit con avec son sourire c'est juste mon meilleur ami je crois

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

I find it deeply offensive when people compare Arsenal to terrorists.

Terrorists actually attack.

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...

okaycanyouseeit?

[daedalus @BasedDaedalus]

just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at

like unreal. face card so crazy my frontal lobe clocked out. i’m talking generational. if symmetry was a startup she just closed series b.

we’re vibing. she’s laughing. eye contact locked. i’m farming aura like it’s a full-time job.

then coding comes up.

she goes “yeah i code”

my soul did a hard restart

i’m like oh word “what do you build?”

she says

“mostly vibe-coding rn”

and that’s where a normal man would say “that’s fire” and get her number

but unfortunately i was built in a lab

i go:

“ok define vibe-coding”
“claude code or codex”
“cursor agent mode or raw dogging prompts”
“you got git or just vibes”
“tests?”
“types?”
“deploy?”
“rollback?”
“you read diffs or click accept like a casino addict”

she starts laughing like i’m joking

i was entering forensic mode.

she says “i just use chatgpt and claude and keep asking until it kinda works”

i say “works where”

she says “like… on my laptop”

i say “so localhost cosplay”

bro.

and i swear to God the violinist in the corner sounded like a system alarm

the vibe died instantly

DIED

flatline. kernel panic. social segfault. full emotional 500 in prod.

i try one last save. i go “ok but do you at least push to github”

she says “sometimes, i mostly keep stuff on desktop folders”

DESKTOP FOLDERS

i started dissociating. i could see my ancestors. i could hear linus torvalds screaming in the distance.

her friend walks over like “omg are y’all talking tech”

and i accidentally say

“she said she’s a developer but her stack is claude code, codex, and divine intervention”

she goes “wait no i made a website”

i said “a figma screenshot with a typeform link is not a website, it is a cry for help”

SILENCE.

like biblical silence.

they walked away. she did not look back.

my friend comes over like “bro she was INTO you what happened”

i said “she called herself a coder and then described generating a landing page and praying over it”

he said “so?”

SO???

i’m supposed to build a future with someone whose incident response plan is ‘refresh and re-prompt’???

she had a heavenly face card but an apocalyptic workflow

zero tests
zero repos
zero shame
infinite vibes

could’ve had her number

but she now knows i respect source control

and honestly that’s worth more

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Donald Trump’s America makes Gaullism respectable again https://t.co/i43pm215O3

[Big Serge @witte_sergei]

The NBA oddly chose a map of France that corresponds to the old Capetian realm. Why does the NBA reject French annexation of Burgundy? Are they disputing the outcome of the Battle of Nancy? Will the NBA pledge loyalty to the Valois dukes?

[Fantin Moreno @fantinmoreno]

Boulot impeccable (et factuel) de Stefan Renna sur la RTS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Le sport est et restera toujours politique, les athlètes ne sont pas juste des amuseurs et amuseuses utiles à nous faire oublier le quotidien du monde réel. Respect Stef, merci la RTS 🤝

[Neil Zeghidour @neilzegh]

Me defending my O(n^3) solution to the coding interviewer.

[ZywOo @zywoo]

BACK-TO-BACK MAJOR CHAMPIONS!!!

What an amazing year with this team, thank you all for your support.

[Croissant Strike @CroissantStrike]

✅ LA 🇪🇺 @TEAMVITALITYCS EST EN GRANDE FINALE DU STARLADDER 🇭🇺 BUDAPEST MAJOR ! 🤩