Danya Wellington

Me and him. Kids all grown up now. Cycling, cricket, ballet, occasional furious outbursts about politics

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

Seriously if the lockdown was the “worst” thing to ever happen to you you are fucking lucky

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

In reality covid (the virus) caused the biggest peacetime fall in global life expectancy in over 100 years, but the managerial class is determined that nothing should ever make them spend time with their horrible little children again

[Cycling Memes @Cycling_Memes1]

Ben O'Conner pretending to have bad legs on stage 4 to take more than 6 minutes today. #LaVuelta24

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

@reallyspoketome Love please rest up and look after yourself. Tourgran herself would absolutely demand you rest!

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

Everyone seems very chatty today in the peloton #couchpeloton

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

Darling #couchpeloton I have a lovely story for you. Dad always used to tape the stages for Mum to watch the following day. He mentioned he’s still doing it & watching them so I’d have someone to talk to & it would make the first tour without her hurt a little less #tourgran

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

Swinging in with an utterly random cauldron this Thursday night 1.09 please @sophoife #fratl

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

Quite glad I stayed up for this one #couchpeloton

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

She clearly my mum the magnificent #tourgran was actually #trolldj all along. She was a wily old devil #couchpeloton

[Belinda @reallyspoketome]

#TDF HOT MESS MAP 2024 Edition

Your non-pro guide to the wild ride that is Le Tour. Stage-by-stage details, hot tips, & highly accurate facts.
#HotMessMaps #CouchPeloton #TDF2024

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

@reallyspoketome Thank you love. I’ve got some big fat tears on my cheeks but they’re comforting

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

Hello beautiful #couchpeloton I’m here just quietly lurking. I’m missing my mum something dreadful & watching the race is lovely but wretched too

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

@Nicola52032027 I think I might start the rumour she was #trolldj

[Lukáš Ronald Lukács @lucxsronald]

THREAD

The best moments from this year’s Giro d’Italia.

1. Tadej Pogačar giving the bottle to one young fan. It is about small things which can make somebody a memory for the whole life. 🥰 (🎥: eurosportitalia)

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

@FreoJustin No clue. We are holidaying here

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

Still away from home. Enjoying the toasted marshmallows as a #toursnack #couchpeloton

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

@drstip Nope. The knitting is behind me!

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

They are absolutely fanging tonight. The poor cauldron is spinning! 00.58 please @sophoife #FRATL

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

All I can hear are my mum’s words “what sort of horse piss tactics is this?” #couchpeloton

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

Sliding in with a late cauldron full of magnificent Italian food from Prova and quite a few wines! 1.01 please @sophoife #fratl

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

@sitdowninfront Here he was about 16

[Danya Wellington @danyadoi]

@sitdowninfront I love him! (He looks very much like my old boy)