Dany

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

pull HIS panties to the side

[ali 👻 @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

And for the men, perhaps therapy

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

computa make it stop

[ilove @imsopopu1ar]

Putting on lip liner to walk 10,000 steps

[n @jesusmokedganj]

I would wish that on my worst enemy actually

[mara @vixeias]

can someone argue with me like we’re in a toxic relationship i’m bored as hell

[emma @e___sterling]

no kissing for me tonight i’m waiting til marriage

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i love being a girl like theres always a new lip liner to try, a new fragrance to smell a new insane thought to think about

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 @_TheBookishOne]

Sleep schedule: fucked
Eating schedule: fucked
Me: not getting fucked

[emma @e___sterling]

oh him? yeah that’s my platonic long distance ex husband

[isa 🎃🍂🏒 @jyndjarin]

this is me if anyone cares

[ashley noelle @ash_isawitch]

Everything I love is either bearded, tattooed, slutty, or all three.

[ny 🎃 @hudconoisseur]

This is my fucking Achilles idc, fuck the gossip

[j. @94965_89012]

so we can’t kiss as friends? BORING

[mood @meishato]

BDSM (being dead sounds magnificent)

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

asking the dentist to euthanize me

[lene ♱ @hajinights]

i’m afraid nothing will ever make me feel like heated rivalry and it’s devastating