danielle 🐳

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[mia ! @ucanthandlemiax]

dolly parton maxxing by being the nicest person you’ll ever meet with the biggest juiciest rack

[☆ nova ☆ @MelanatedMuppet]

the muppets should not be mourning people back to back

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

@jk_rowling Keep her name out of your mouth you fucking loser.

[Alex ☭ @sinusitiis]

these mosquitos will pull ur panties 2 the side

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

2020: girl, the pandemic
2021: girl, the variants
2022: girl, the Supreme Court
2023: girl, the strike
2024: girl, so confusing
2025: girl, the tariffs
2026: girl, the recalls

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

if i owe you a text back imagine what i owe myself

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

And @Neutrogena you the first b*tch I’m a smack for canceling Hayden Panettiere’s contract because she talked about having postpartum depression!

[J🫶🏻 @princessspeony]

every single weekend in chicago

[danielle 🐳 @danyell_]

Jax Taylor

[𓃠 @bitchas_s]

asked the bartender last night if he could make a mojito and he said “is that necessary?”

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Trying to explain to my dog that the way he behaves is a direct reflection on me

[Adult Trick or Treater @Paynuspain]

This was literally the week I was going to start eating more lettuce

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Some things are only okay if I do them

[Aeris (puppygirl film lover) @TGirlCigSlut]

Despite how many famous deaths there have been recently you really dont get a lot of famous last words these days so it does feel really special that we got to hear "counting or not counting gang violence"

[Loris @0xLoris]

'hey let's hop on a call'

hey hop off a building

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

It actually will be on streaming at some point, but I don't wanna think about that right now

[Trevor Fraley @illustrevor]

"I frew up"