danielle

she/her, mama, mermaid. lover of kind souls and acoustic slow jams. BIPOC lives matter. ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 2SLGBTQIA+ ally. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

After my Pap the doctor said "Everything looks great," & I said "Thanks!" enthusiastically, like he was complimenting my vagina.. LOL fuck.

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

Not me just taking Lions Mane Mushroom and Ashwagandha and hoping it cures what ails me (ADHD).

Foquest, Concerta and Vyvanse were not it for me. 🙃

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

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[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

@_tankasaur @KammyTaughtYou Holy SHEIT. That’s a delightful set up.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

“He looks like he doesn’t shower” sweetie I don’t just look like it

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

@NoahKahan Even feeling like ass cheeks you couldn’t have possibly sounded more Grammy nominated. Holy fuck. Last night’s show was EASILY top 5 experiences of my 30years of lyyyyfe.

[Shawn Mendes @ShawnMendes]

thank you for having me brotha! @NoahKahan i love your album and i love you!!!

Photo: @poonehghana

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

@NoahKahan LETS FUCKIN’ GO, NOAH. MY heart is exploding. I cannot WAIT to hear you and Jensen sing SWEET NOTHINGS in my ear tonight.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I have the greatest fans in the world canada you have been kind to me at every turn. Quebec let’s do this

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

@_tankasaur Don’t do it. LOLLLLL.

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

Not me, creeping Noah’s Twitter and CRYING at 1am, because of how fucking STOKED I am to be seeing him in two weeks. 😭😭😭😭

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Back on tour today and feel more lucky than I ever have to be able to continue performing for you all

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Rehearsing in an empty room ——> playing arenas. It is the ultimate privilege. Thank you to all who brought me here https://t.co/hb6L3St5Rt

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

I love @TedLasso so friggin’ much. There is no better show. If you haven’t watched it- do it. So. Friggin’. Heartwarming.

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

@cityandcolour @rubywatersmusic @VanessaHeins https://t.co/i0Vat6bXNy

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

EXCUSE ME?! I thought he was smokin’ at his current age. This is just TOO MUCH. 🥵🥵

[molly katherine @darthmoll_]

just came across this picture of sam elliott from the 70s and oh my god

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

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Parent friends- Here’s my referral link for an RESP. We both get $100 bucks if you sign up with my link. 🎉

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

If you’re not getting acupuncture to help with chronic pain, low energy, overall mental health and relaxation, what in the actual sweet fuck are you waiting for!?! RUN. Start the fucking car YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

@_tankasaur Can you come skating with us some day? The girls wanna go but I can’t skate and the thought of attempting it alone makes me wanna cry. LOL.

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

I’ve been trying to put my (tired) toddler terrorist down for an early nap for an HOUR so far because she woke up in the night lots & we have two birthday parties this afternoon. It’s really only times like this that I wish I wasn’t a single mom. Gah. It’s hard.

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

And here’s to hoping V doesn’t get it and I’m on the mend tomorrow. Pretty sure she was puking on Christmas morning last year (or the year before). This isn’t a tradition I’m hoping continues. 😂😫

[danielle @danyell_chaplin]

I would get the friggin’ pukey and chills kinda sick, 3 days before Christmas. Ughhhh. Thankful for my parents for talking V to and from daycare and bringing us up for supper and to hang out. 😫😫😫 Also so thankful I am already totally ready for Christmas.