daniellemurphh☾

I once saw Jupiter while sitting on a beach in the Mediterranean Sea| mill-xemx , l-imħabba mill -qamar

[luke bibber @bibber23]

The people complaining about these conditions wouldn’t last an hour in winggate lmao

[daniellemurphh☾ @danyellmurph]

Rich traded me in for a steak dinner. Idk if this is the vegetarian in me talking, but I feel betrayed

[GTH in NH @gthaner]

When people find out that I went to Mount Ida, the conversation turns into condolences as if a close family member died.

“Where did you do your undergrad?”
Mount Ida
“Oh my god.... I’m so sorry.”

[daniellemurphh☾ @danyellmurph]

@christtina_gil I know who we can bring to see the show @val_insardii

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Seriously considering adding “can understand Sean Paul lyrics” to my resume

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As dumb as Ida was, Im really starting to miss it

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I can’t wait to have a house full of anim(CATS)als

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This week already needs to be over

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I️ GET TO SEE @makaylasavv TONIGHT😍😍😍😍

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I️ am forever grateful for the articles that provide those hopeless grad students such as myself, with APA citations xoxoxoxo

[daniellemurphh☾ @danyellmurph]

It’s about that point in the semester where I️ break out the glass of bleach🍹

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What’s the point of writing a paper if @kaileelutz24 & @MarissaOliver_ aren’t there to get you through it😭

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It would be cool if Apple could explain to me why “Whatever you Like” by T.I️. randomly plays out loud at all hours of the day from my phone

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@Puma_Rich Srry can you spell hippocrate?

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@Puma_Rich bring me nachos and I’ll let you sit in the same room as my cat

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Ive decided to put makeup on going into the Apple Store today so maybe they’ll actually help me instead of trying to sell me a new child

[ri$$ @MarissaOliver_]

My stress level is Mindy, the liquor store worker, in Super Bad who has a goddamn veterinary exam in the morning

[daniellemurphh☾ @danyellmurph]

U ever become so desperate at procrastinating that making a sandwhich is the difference between world peace and all focus must go into it

[daniellemurphh☾ @danyellmurph]

@Emilysalls19 @bibber23 Better yet the cats can start one and we can supervise

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@Emilysalls19 Wanna trade cat pics?