Devansh M

absurdism, cynicism, sarcasm

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

SUBRAMANIAN SWAMY TEARS APART MODI’S RAM MANDIR CREDIT 🔥

HOST: People say Narendra Modi and BJP brought Ram.

SWAMY 🎯: That is a lie. They never fought for it in the Supreme Court. When the temple was built, Modi arrived, beat the drum and claimed, “I did it.”

HOST: But he inaugurated the temple.

SWAMY 🔥: Since when are temples inaugurated? One day, God will punish him for taking this credit.

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

unfortunately not, get out of your bubble then see

[A N K I T @Ankitaker]

The majority of Indian youth hate BJP.

[Laal Saalan @laalsaalan]

indian state has designed its entire education system with a single point agenda of sucking out the joy of life and crushing hopes of the young in order to mass produce loveless and unempathetic adults who could then be turned into subservient custodians of existing social order.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

he later blows his shii smoove off at ripe age of 27

[Ravindra Arjun @RavindraArjun07]

70 KG of Silver is Missing.
1250 Gold, Silver, & Diamond Shri Ram Idols are Missing.
200 Cr Cash is Missing.

A Land Worth 2 Crore was Bought by the Temple Trust for 18.5 Cr.
Another land worth 3 crore was bought for 24 Cr.
A land worth 9 crore was bought by the Trust for 55 Cr.

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

@Shrishtimee what other app u'd trust

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

@shhrreeyyy drop a review, was thinking of starting it recently

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

@stockaajorkal Accepting small injustice because it could be worse is a slide toward authoritarian evil

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

what are the absolute dogshit people of my country are

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

Five pregnant women died in Indian hospital after receiving life-saving oxytocin injections that contained only water (H₂O).

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

i will be there

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for Pixar's new original film ‘GATTO’.

The film follows a black cat in Venice with a love of music who is shunned by locals due to superstitions.

In theaters on March 5, 2027.

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

i miss 2022

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

@amdkits @venkoobie lmao this nigga

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

@amdkits get out

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

dehatiyo se muh bhi nhi lagani chahiye

[News Arena India @NewsArenaIndia]

Maharashtra -

Auto driver brutally assaults an elderly man who simply asked him to not litter.

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

@amdkits mujhe 70 rupay nhi bhej skta gf ko cute pretty dresses gift karega sharm krle bhai🥀🥀

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

tb bsdk apne kaum walo ko bol na khane me thukna band kare

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

KHAN SIR EXPOSED THE REAL COACHING MAFIA

REPORTER: Who could be behind this attack?

KHAN SIR: The neighbouring coaching people. Everyone knows who can do this.

REPORTER: Why would someone fire bullets over coaching?

KHAN SIR 🎯: Their problem is simple: how are we getting such big results at such low fees?

REPORTER: So this was about results and low fees?

KHAN SIR 🔥: Poor students also have the right to study. If thousands of students get selected at low fees, some people want to crush that model.

This is the risk teachers like Khan Sir take to make education affordable for poor students.

And then prime-time anchors like Anjana sit in AC studios and call them mafia, views-driven, do kaudi.

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

aajtak shall stop eating the credit for the work done by nisarga and vedant.

#amitkilhor #kilhor #cbse #osm #nisarga #aajtak #vedant

[Devansh M @danz0_shimura]

@ImMemesupplier bc dono high baithe hain