the nice thing about owning businesses is that i can donate to causes that i have a vested interest in & no one is allowed to tell me otherwise :)
anyway i paid $1k for Wine Lips to play a show at the skate park in my hometown on Canada Day because why not?
hey man how’s it going so anyway the exit ramp is actually designed in a way so as to give you enough time and space to decelerate safely without impeding the speed and flow of traffic on the highway itself anyway hope this helps! also fuck you
what if we fell in love at the Canadian Tire service department desk as our fingers touched reaching for the public washroom key and we never searched for home again
what if we fell in love in the elevator at Dymon Storage with nothing but two commercial ice cream machines and a vintage industrial light bearing witness
my own personal practice of equanimity wherein i debauch so heartily on the weekend so that i have no choice but to lock in monday-friday without attachment or reverence toward either state
i got married once in New York City. next time around it’ll be in a barn or at the lachute flea market and we’ll have a Miller Lite fountain and line dancing 💖