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@brewsternova they be going WILD with the new coughs during wedding ceremonies for real

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the nice thing about owning businesses is that i can donate to causes that i have a vested interest in & no one is allowed to tell me otherwise :)

anyway i paid $1k for Wine Lips to play a show at the skate park in my hometown on Canada Day because why not?

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dora the explorer for lightning bolt fans who were going to shows at The Khyber in Halifax, NS from 2002-2006

[RFK Twigs @NateDog10000]

@younggalaxy dora the explorer for lightning bolt fans

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@NateDog10000 @younggalaxy YES OMG THANK YOU

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

stob… *sniffles* blease…

[Grace @gracecamille_]

how girls are dressing this summer

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Agent de Poitrine is giving Just For Laughs, sorry

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hey man how’s it going so anyway the exit ramp is actually designed in a way so as to give you enough time and space to decelerate safely without impeding the speed and flow of traffic on the highway itself anyway hope this helps! also fuck you

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what if we fell in love at the Canadian Tire service department desk as our fingers touched reaching for the public washroom key and we never searched for home again

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what if we fell in love next to the jumbo sized Déguédine cheese at Costco Business Center and never let each other go

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what if we fell in love in the elevator at Dymon Storage with nothing but two commercial ice cream machines and a vintage industrial light bearing witness

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@peashootercat this approach works, btw

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my own personal practice of equanimity wherein i debauch so heartily on the weekend so that i have no choice but to lock in monday-friday without attachment or reverence toward either state

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any woman who willingly wears john fluevog shoes is certifiably insane or lives here

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selling both of my restaurants so i have enough liquid to take this to market in a major way, so help me god

[a flâneur @aflaneurnyc]

Fromages vending machine in the Hamptons

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@tranz_schubert Agree 💯

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men will believe that a woman is a bitch before they’d consider the possibility that she is not interested in them

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

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i got married once in New York City. next time around it’ll be in a barn or at the lachute flea market and we’ll have a Miller Lite fountain and line dancing 💖

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why does it feel so slutty to drive a lifted truck in a sundress