Dan zimmerman

Roller of dice and weaver of stories. Father, idk what to call it.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me watching Aquaman 2 on mute through the gaps in the airplane seats

[Classify @Class]

Me after giving her the worst 11 seconds of her life:

[Jeff Hoogland @JeffHoogland]

It's an election year - so I'm sure I'm going to have to reference this Tweet a lot - but it is important to remember that supporting the Democratic Candidate for president doesn't mean I explicitly endorse every decision Biden or The Democrats make.

[A Kenny For Your Thoughts @_kennythoughts]

This MFer is everywhere but home being a good dad to Tom and Nick.

[Tom 🇨🇦 @TQSherwood]

No one:

Usher:

[Pargey @PargeyBCAFC]

Someone see if this man is okay… #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Gimli, Frodo and Legolas

[THEEORANGE1️⃣.⚡️👑 @_AllEyezOnZee]

A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS TO PUT THAT SHIT ON!😮‍💨

[Bill Ari @ImBillRay]

taylor swift after travis kelce wins the superbowl

[sven @barhvas]

this keeps me up at night

[Julian Weeks @JulianWks]

This man Dijak is a menace 😭

[KOFI @TrueKofi]

For the record, if it didn’t work out for Cody, I was fully ready to get up in there…

[MenWrest @MenWrest]

Roman Reigns working two matches on back to back nights after only wrestling one match every month for the last year:

[Tom Campbell @TomCampbell]

The Rock to reprise his role as Maui, the guy who stole something that didn’t belong to him and unleashed a world of suffering until he returned it.

[Annahhhh!!! 🦬 @RadioFreeAnna]

Cancer is a serious matter and not something to make light of. Instead of jokes let this be an opportunity to educate people on some ways to avoid genetic illness, such as limiting sun exposure or not having your parents be cousins.

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Bret Hart saw Drew McIntyre coming for his spot as the Greatest Player Hater of all time and had to remind everybody what time it really is 😭😭�