Danz

Trini. Singer, diver, spearfisher Music lover , Science of life, laughter, passion, sun, smiles, soca, football, volleyball.

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People: Will their be a season 17 of #GreysAnatomy?

#ShondaRimes: I wrote 2020.

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Me: I don't understand how zombies constantly eat and never get fat.
Mommy: That's because they always have to run down the prey.

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Imagine being so mad at someone that you wanna hit them the "k"...
And you accidentally send "kk"...
How do yo even come Back from that?
Throw the whole argument away.

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If he's your #mce then why you always wait til Monday?

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Listen up #ColouredActors...
If you get a mothafuckin role on #SVU as a Caribbean nanny. PLEASE DON'T JUST SAY "MON" AT THE EMD OF EVERY SENTENCE. bomboclaat mon

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Weird #ShortGirl Thing I do... I tiptoe for everything.... Even things I can reach. It's like I start off the with extra height and work my way down from there.

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#Trinis in a #Fete for #carnival2019

#soca2019 #troubleinthemorning

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It's 2019...
And people still tryna Google using Facebook ...
Stop asking other ignorant people for facts
#OpenANewTab2019

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Searching gifs by key words on whatsapp usually works out really well for me... I've never been disappointed until today...
I typed in "Good Answer" and a black family clapping on FamilyFeud DIDN'T show up...

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Being "friends" with an ex

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@Laneykc8 Nerp. Painful execution. Definitely not what I came on twitter for.

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Dear #Netflix,
Please make a "#SkipIntro for all" button because it's either your that kinda person or not...

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#BirdBox... The blind version of #AQuietPlace

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Anybody realise how hard #netflix tries to include as many minorities as possible? Each frame has a white, black, chinese, mexican and indian present, each doing non-stereotypical things...

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*Me being #accidentprone
*
Friend : You need Jesus
Me : I have Jesus. I need insurance.

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If it's okay to be different...then why is every #minoritygroup fighting to normalise their ways?

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#IfIDie it's because I pick up whatever spoon is lying around to mix my tea

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Me, a #Trinidadian, after being friends with a #Jamaican...
Buh waddi MuddaClaat Bombocunt is dis I seein here.

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They really should have named it... Hermione and The Other Two.