Dan James

[Dan James @daogjames]

@Maplo16 Sorry, I fear this is a folly. Some of your policies are far too sensible and nowhere near polarising enough to secure a win.

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

So you're saying if we'd sprayed stuff white and then put a red cross on it the media would have supported us?

You live and learn I guess.

[Dan James @daogjames]

Newcastle have ended this window with 5 goalkeepers, the only recognisable first team improvement being the return of a suspended Tonali, and Isaac Hayden & Ryan Fraser still on the books. Nobody is telling me this summer has been a success. #NUFC

[Dan James @daogjames]

Well said, Will Mellor 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Dan James @daogjames]

A harmless tweet, highlighting a group with the potential to instil national pride in the summer, underlined by a comments section that exemplifies why this country is truly nothing to be proud of. Get back to crying about the colour of flags, knuckledraggers

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

So much talent. #ENG training

[Dan James @daogjames]

@bailey_lib Except when he forgot to actually kick the ball before Joelinton’s goal, & when he tripped over himself to backheel it out for a corner. Reyt baller

[Dan James @daogjames]

@Maplo16 👀

[Man Savings @man_savings]

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[Dan James @daogjames]

The Alt descriptions on these… 👏🏻👏🏻

[Dan James @daogjames]

There’ll be some deep grooves in the pavements of London after the amount of knuckle dragging today

[Dan James @daogjames]

Arsenal tears… #NUFC #AFC

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

'An absolute disgrace.' 🤬

Arsenal lost to Newcastle and everyone connected to the club made a complete show of themselves...

It's... #FanDenial

[Dan James @daogjames]

Risk of floods in parts of Newcastle courtesy of Arteta tears 🥺😢😭

[Dan James @daogjames]

I’m not ashamed to admit, I’m more than a tiny bit in love with Jacob Murphy

[NUFC Blog @NUFCBlogcouk]

Jacob Murphy is something else! 😂

#NUFC | @JacobMurphy95

[Dan James @daogjames]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Tories SMASHED in Tamworth and Mid Bedfordshire by-elections.

(And I feel fine)

[Gianfranco Shola @GianfrancoShoIa]

Newcastle first half Vs Newcastle second half #nufc ⚫️⚪️

[Dan James @daogjames]

Let’s just call it…

[Dan James @daogjames]

There’s always a tweet 😂🤣

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

Today's project: DRAWING NEWCASTLE UNITED (albeit badly)

Newly qualified for Big Cup, it's time to bring them back down to earth. Coming up: 24 extremely questionable doodles. We'll start with Jason Tindall, who we understand likes to be first 🧵

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[Sky News @SkyNews]

People watching the ceremony will be invited to say the words: "I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law - so help me God" https://t.co/YfomZJSK8e

[Dan James @daogjames]

Small boats is a problem solved by bigger boats, apparently 🙄. What a shit show of a c*ntry we are

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

Government have just announced their second concentration camp for refugees.

This one is a prison boat upon which refugees will be processed and deported to Rwanda, a country who shot 12 refugees in cold blood in 2018.

https://t.co/A10S2pxvGr