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''i didn't like how it had to end.''
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if i run into a problem, you can't run into that same problem.

we'll solve it together!

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lesson two: politics are the way to power. use the conflicts and beliefs of people to rally them, and you did. you rallied everyone here, didn't you?

but-... i...

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dude- slimecicle, i'm so- i'm so happy to see you- how are you? are you alright?

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remember one thing, slime. the house always wins. and guess what? we are the house, so we will always win. have a good night.

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lesson one: humans are assholes. you told me that, quackity from las nevadas. but more importantly, you showed me that.

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i... i don't know... who to trust.

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''everyone here has a weakness, and that guy you have here, sitting in this cage, that is quackity's biggest weakness.''

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what the fuck did tommy do to slime.

''i don't exactly-''

*takes sword out of inventory* what did tommy do to slime, foolish?

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listen, when two pants love eachother, they get older together. that's all that im gonna tell you.

<slimecicle left the game.>

it's a little- no, come back, slime! no! oh no, i shouldn't have said that...

<slimecicle joins the game.>

oh, hi, again, slime!

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''i dont know who he-''

he's my friend, fundy. he's my friend.

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im happy you stood your ground quackity and- hang on. 'hold my ground against authority' ok, no!

well, listen, against bad authority. i'm a good authority!

you're so right.

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...what the fuck happened to slime? you need to tell me what the fuck happened to slime now.

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uhm, no, haha. i've thought about it, and no- no hard feelings, and y'know what? you were right actually. this time, you taught me some pretty valuable lessons.

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and quackity from las nevadas, i just want to emphasize, i definitely am not a piece of goo that has crawled to the surface, over hundreds of years, disguising myself as a person!

oh, no.

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i'm just a completely goopless guy, just- just checking stuff out!

no, you're not!

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and yet he has the audacity to abandon me?! to abandon what i built?! to defy me?!

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slime- slime. get in the sand. get in the sand, slime. slime, get in the sand!

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lesson one: humans are assholes. you told me that, quackity from las nevadas. but more importantly, you showed me that.

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(in a tubbo accent) hello, i'm tubbo! i would like to get access with las nevadas.

quackity from las nevadas, why are you talking like that?

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are the pants gone.

huh? slime? slime? where are you?