Negroni Jabroni

oh what the fuck

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

Searing brings all the boys to Maillard
Damn right caramelization
Damn right it makes frond
I could teach you but I’d have to char

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

Q-Tip: Can I kick it?

Me: I don’t know, CAN you?

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

Will Ferrel implies the existence of a Will Domesticated

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

I got ops in Pyongyang

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

Dudes be like “coldest conditions I’ve ever hunted in”

My brother in christ, no one is forcing you to kill for sport

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

Nominating this man taking a call on speaker phone for the first Hunger Games

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The Witch-king marches from Minas Morgul. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.

[Nick | ニック @NickFromTokyo]

In an attempt to get Americans to see why Japan finds Barbenheimer offensive, Japanese twitter has taken to making 9/11 jokes - completely misunderstanding that Americans love 9/11 jokes.

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

Smoking on that shit with Malcom’s X

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

I am become death
destroyer of modelos

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

@ciiiiara Could be they are coke addicts because they love lines

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

When I eat too many bowls of pasta

[Alex @midsmoker34]

archaeologists be like yep this is old as fuck. Fascinating

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

@Osazamatsu @JamesDGrambo This is so cringe inducing. Also he over diluted the drink 😂

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

🎶I want to fly away 🎶

RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 2 of the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs AND two roundtrip tickets to Dallas, courtesy of our friends at @AlaskaAir → https://t.co/UtWav6gA95

[Negroni Jabroni @DaPerkkk]

If this show is canon then children are watching these young Jedi being raised only to be brutally murdered by Anakin Skywalker

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

On May the 4th, their first adventure begins 💫 Don't miss Young Jedi Adventures — an Original series coming to Disney+.