Daph

Lukey’s momma ❤️

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

Do you think we can’t tell you squeeze your boobs with your arms to try to make them look bigger in your selfies? 🤡

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

Nothing I love more than smoking a joint at home and hearing my neighbors cows Beller over and over 🥺❤️ #purebliss

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

I need a rage room 🥴

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

Hi twitter 😋

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

Found out today that my family isn’t the only ones who run the light by the armory 😂

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

To the inconsiderate cunt that lives at the end of Swamp street with a grey jeep, fuck you and your burnt spaghetti lookin hair, no drivin, pulling out in front of and not moving over for heavy equipment, bitch ass.

Yes I’m mad lol

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

Being a beyond over stimulated mom fucking sucks

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

My sister the other day: “I’m coming over Sunday to see Lukey okay?”
Me: “okay I don’t care lol”

A day goes by…

My sister Friday: *leaves to go to South Carolina for the weekend*

🥴

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

10am on a Sunday and I want tequila

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

I think the funniest part of the whole will & jada smith thing is how everyone thinks they know what both of them were thinking in that situation. Let alone what was said afterwards. Stfu and let them handle their business 😂🤦‍♀️

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

After not having running water all weekend, we’re getting a guy out today (I coulda had him out sooner but Ya know, landlords lol) the guy is my dads friend so like yeah that’s why I had my cousin out in the first place to diagnose 🙄🤣

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

People I used to party with: “We miss you duck! You should come to the next bonfire/party!”
Me: “I miss you guys too! Okay let me know so I can make it happen!”
Those same friends: *proceeds to have another party, not tell me, and post it on all their stories

🙂

Ok cool

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

Newsflash- no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, wants to watch snap video after snap video of you lip syncing some shitty song. Ya look like a bobble head and the music you listen to fucking sucks.

Rent over and I hope you see this and realize it’s about you 😂

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

I just hurt my own fuckin feelings 🤦‍♀️

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

Our neighbors ride around on their golf cart with their little ankle biter and she sits so well and just rides all day 🤣

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

LMAOOOOO WOOOOOOW

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

If the child didn’t come from your uterus or your nut sack, your lips DO NOT belong on their face. Especially the lips. Why does this even need to be said?!?!?! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

*wasn’t my child involved but still pisses me off as a mom 🤷‍♀️

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

@tayxshea 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

Lucas is literally Christians mini and it’s so cute 🥺

[Daph @daphnee_obrien]

Season 11 of shameless is actually sad af ☹️