Daphne Johnson

Recreational Therapist and aspiring freelance writer.

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Haiku of the day:

Bought a McChicken
Was ashamed at first, but now...
I wish I had two

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Watching the breakfast club because #breakfastclubday

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Pretty sure my boyfriend just uses me for my costco card... but I guess I can work with that 🤷🏻‍♀️

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My mom sent me a Valentine’s Day package with chocolates, cookies, and bubble wrapped avocados....
How did I get so lucky? 🥑

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@AaronAxelsen @fiftheband should play in BFD this year!!! The crowd would love them. #truetalent #firstinflight

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no ones replied to my texts in the last 4 hours, but just when I close my eyes to take a nap everyone’s like let’s reply now so Daphne’s nap gets interrupted so my phone blows up and now I’m like laying in bed fully woken up so I thought I might as well tweet about it. #lol

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When you miss your freeway exit for work and freak out because the next exit is for Mexico

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@GrayMarkers Dude. I feel you. Now you know how I have felt the past few months 😅😅😅

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#HR4HR

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What should I be for Halloween?

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Is it possible to get hungover from eating unhealthy the night before? ...cuz that's how I'm feeling right now. #disneylandfooddidmedirty

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@muhrzie You know I gotchu girl 👊🏼

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Hey @PennyWise27year .... Go float yourself... 😏🎈

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When you go somewhere to study but forget your earphones 😑#firstworldproblems

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"How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard"
~ Winnie-the-Pooh

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@morgmornhinweg Amen to that sista 🙌🏼

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I guess I can cross flying a plane off my bucket list

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Deep talks at 1am on the roof looking at the stars with a best friend and mellow music are the best kinds of talks

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I guess I had to do one last irresponsible thing as an undergrad 😅 shout out to brandie for rescuing me 🙌🏼

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Just took my last undergrad final EVER. #donezo

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Mom: If it wasn't for me, your dad would have never been married.

😂 #ilovemymom