Daphne Maidstone

Goddess of the Universe! 😁 Lover of music, especially Squeeze 💜 My very own fabulous & magical guru 💙 Practically perfect in every way 😌

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

@iamFrancesHart Let me get this straight. He’s mature enough to have sex with you in his bed but can’t handle it when you have your period. Imagine what kind of father he’d be. How fast can you run? Start now and don’t look back.

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

@LeadingReport No shit.

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

Thanks Sparks for spending 3,200 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to I Can't Believe That You Would Fall for All the Crap in This Song. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/UKughq0vJ0

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

@Squeezeofficial Well wishes and much love 💕

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

#GoddessoftheUniverse #TheGoddessHasSpoken #roevwade #vaginaEnvy #nowirehangers #fuckmylife

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

#GoddessoftheUniverse #TheGoddessHasSpoken #roevwade #vaginaEnvy #nowirehangers #fuckmylife

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

#GoddessoftheUniverse #TheGoddessHasSpoken #roevwade #vaginaEnvy #nowirehangers #fuckmylife

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

@lexx_lexx95 Well, I’m a mom and I wish you great happiness! Glad to hear all is well for you 💜

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

@lexx_lexx95 @_EdricoA This is not completely true. I want my daughter to be happy and safe. I want her to find love. Her sexual orientation is not a worry for me, but her happiness is.

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

@prodnose All things must pass!!! But, why?

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

@EricIdle You are fucking hilarious! I thought it was funny but definitely not for the poor animals…

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

@StevePasetti @EricIdle So did I!!!! 😂

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Had to have one of my balls removed - I tell you what, there's a lot more room down there now. You should consider it even if you don't have cancer.

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

@RichardEGrant We have the same glasses and we both look fabulous in them 😊

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

When I was really poor, I got so fed up having only T shirts and old sweat pants to wear, that I tried to make a suit out of curtains. Now I can afford to wear anything I want. So I wear T shirts and old sweat pants. Probably some moral to this story. Anyway, here's a cat.

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

Happy 97 years young, Mr. President! I hope you have a great day!

(The White House 12/1/78)

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

So…This is what I’ve been watching for the last two weeks 😂
My favorite toddler loves it and so do I 💜 @sesamestreet @ElvisCostello @elmo @MeCookieMonster
https://t.co/eDsLAZB3CJ

[Elisabeth Spenser, Pagan. I block fake Christians @EASpenser]

@johncusack Agreed! I loved this, from last year:

[Mark Goodman 🟦 @goodymade]

40 years ago tonight I was in Ft. Lee,NJ with the
handful of people who launched the idea that changed everything.And the launch of MTV was successful. Mostly.The roll out more so. I am lucky to have come together with this amazing group back then. Happy 40th friends!

[Daphne Maidstone @daphnemaidstone]

@Squeezeofficial @theryman 💜💜💜