pink lady apple

this isn’t dark chocolate. well tell your ma to eat it in THE FUCKING DARK

[pink lady apple @daphnesascot]

If you’re having a rough day just remember that if I was a celebrity who went by my legal name and the media tried to give me a nickname a la JLo mine would be OGar. Literally ogre

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

I keep a tied cherry stem in my pocket at all times to slip into my mouth at a moment’s notice because a little character fraud is fine as long as your heart is pure

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

I love movies and music. I also love to laugh and eat. That’s it

[bergs @aseriousmang]

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton

[chappell roan daily @dailyroan]

chappell roan has arrived to the vivienne westwood a/w ‘26-‘27 show at paris fashion week!

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I’m…. NORMAL! (nothing in the room moves; I dont have telekinesis or any other powers. I’m completely normal)

[key @BB84QKD]

Years of isolation have rendered me precise, methodical, and surgical, like a swan. Swans have integrity that humans can only dream of.

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

I like when girls wear boots its like Oh cute boots

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i should be allowed to know everything. i can handle it

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

making peanut butter water from 2 simple ingredience

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

“Aww you remembered” of course, I was planning on using it against you some day

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i'm gonna put on a slight accent when i tell you this

[Nuke @megab00f]

It’s just as the prophecy— [rereading the prophecy] never mind.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i hate explaining shit. telepaths only

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

remembering that i don’t know anyone go anywhere or have prospects so it literally doesn’t matter https://t.co/oX21BPGzLZ

[Laurence @ibeonline]

(after being avoidant and vague)
i could not have been clearer

[pink lady apple @daphnesascot]

i really dgaf about putting celery in my soup

[ella @H8BEAM]

just found out in order to be understood completely i have to reveal myself completely