If you’re having a rough day just remember that if I was a celebrity who went by my legal name and the media tried to give me a nickname a la JLo mine would be OGar. Literally ogre
Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time
I keep a tied cherry stem in my pocket at all times to slip into my mouth at a moment’s notice because a little character fraud is fine as long as your heart is pure