aglae

quiero que me mantengan

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Men: We are providers, we are leaders.

Women: Okay, provide.

Men: Women are so materialistic

🤡🤡🤡

[swagmoder 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmoding]

mamdani is the democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they just aren’t doing their jobs

[iza @izamamaa]

They called Michelle Obama a man for years while Melania over here looking like Caitlyn Jenner

[Master Marco Polo 🇲🇽“El Buki Raider” @srchilaquilles]

Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

What is there to teach, the “dance” is just jerking off two invisible dicks because he’s an obese 80 year old and that’s all he can do

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

Paparazzi stalking lawmakers ruining the country > paparazzi stalking celebrities minding their business

We’ve been utilizing this profession incorrectly

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

he TORE HIM UP here LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

This community note is crazy.

[someswaggt @someswaggt]

They picking the tree cause it can't consent

[aglae @daphzz]

He’s getting a tiny shark tattoo. lol

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“what will cure all your problems?”

me:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

waking up for it

[BLIITZ BLARNEY❄️ @bliitz59]

I will sniff that man like a line of coke

[BIGBOSS @minenhlebt]

someone said add a leaderboard so they get competitive 😭

[aglae @daphzz]

Yesterday I received my last Target one week check and it was the same amount I made yesterday. Lmao. And today. And tomorrow.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

She’s your girl but yes you still have to ask her to be your valentine bro