Toju Apo

King consort. Tech Sales. Arsenal FC. Pragmatic Centrist. Coffee Enthusiast. La Dolce Vita.

[Toju Apo @dapper_dutch]

Our law enforcement and soldiers are our sword and shield. If they meet defeat, there is no Nigeria. Whatever they need should be stated and given to them. We will pay the taxes.

Prayers for the families who have lost loved ones.

[Toju weston @TojuWes]

Yesterday 10 officers of the Nigeria Police SIS unit paid the supreme price prevent a large incursion of over 200 terrorists into a village in kebbi. Despite being outnumbered they stood their ground and defended the village.

For God And Country🇳🇬
#TheSIS10🕯️

[Toju Apo @dapper_dutch]

@tegs2108 @akgage @Mastermind1808 Let's set a price of 95 million to be credible. Then watch a bidding war begin.

[Toju Apo @dapper_dutch]

@tegs2108 @akgage @Mastermind1808 But let's play along. The junior team Manchester are shuddering like they're getting their nipples tweaked. Not too long ago, Arsenal needed academy advice from them. Now they want everyone that learned their trade at Hale End. How much should we ask for? Elliott Anderson money?

[Reechard @Reechard8]

It happened on June 14, 2025, and I still catch myself wondering whether some people enter your life just long enough to change it forever.

Her name was Elena.

We met because my train was delayed, and she asked if the seat beside me was taken. That single question somehow turned into three hours of conversation about childhood dreams, failed relationships, and why both of us secretly hated pretending we were okay all the time.

She laughed with her whole heart.

Not the polite kind of laugh people force. The kind that made strangers smile without knowing why.

When the train finally arrived, we sat together. Somewhere between sharing earbuds and watching the rain race down the windows, our shoulders brushed. Neither of us moved away.

There was something strangely comforting about her silence. It never demanded anything from me. For the first time in years, I didn't feel like I had to impress someone.

Before we reached her stop, she looked at me and said, "Promise me something."

"What?"

[Mohammed Jammal @whitenigerian]

Sunday Sermon for Married Men. Should we repost far and wide???

[Toju Apo @dapper_dutch]

@AirtelNigeria Sent. Why is a bot attending to me? Smh

[Toju Apo @dapper_dutch]

Paying for 20 mbps. See what @AirtelNigeria is giving me.

[CaptainFX @Captain_1840]

I am literally crying as I type this. 😭 Yesterday, I was drowning in debt and still had 300,000 naira to offset. Then Big chief @asemota stepped in and gave me the biggest visibility of my life.
This morning, my reality changed. I got a DM asking for my design portfolio, and an anonymous angel sent me 100,000 naira to help clear my debt.
Chief @asemota, thank you for not ignoring a struggling man. You gave me the one thing I had lost: Hope. 🙏

I have 200,000 naira left to experience what being free means, and my hands are ready to work. Please, don't let this momentum stop. Give me your logos, your flyers, your carousels. Let me design for you and earn the rest of this money.
My DMs are wide open.

[Sir Kay @Rise_Forge]

WHO REMEMBER THIS WOMAN?

Aisha Bakari Gombi: " THE HERO OF SAMBISA, THE FEARLESS HUNTER, AND THE WOMAN WHO CONQUERED FEAR".

Aisha Bakari Gombi was born in Gombi Sambisa community of Gombi local government in Adamawa State 🇳🇬.

She was a skillful hunter in the sambisa forest along with her father.

During the early rise of boko Haram in the sambisa forest, her village (Gombi) was among the first villages that were attack£d.

Men were k!lled, women and children were held captive and the rest of the villagers were forced to pay tax to the boko haram set.

But Aisha Bakari Gombi refused. Being a skillful hunter who have known the sambisa forest so well, she campaigned and mobilized a 15 men volunteer who went to the bush, ambushed and neutralize a section of the Boko Haram group that attack£d her village.

What will interest you most is that Aisha did all this carrying pregnancy .😲😳

She and her men also helped in fighting for close by villages. Her wave spread all over the state.

When the Nigerian troops arrived and wanted to appreciate her for her bravery and asked her want she wanted, she never asked for money or houses.... "she only requested to join the fight".

The Army being amazed on what she asked for granted her request. She was recruited into the Nigerian Army as a Volunteer.

So far, she and her men have led so many attacks on the boko Haram sets which are all successful.

She never fought with an AK, a machine gun or charms.... Just a hunters gun, skill and courage.

She is still alive. A mother to her children, a wife to her husband and a warrior to the people of Gombi.

She is the true definition of "Unstoppable, fearless, brave and bold"💪🏻🫡

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[Louis Dunford @LouisDunford]

The Story of The Angel ❤️

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

WE GO CLAP BACK WITH PARADE PICS

TOMORROW NO FAR

UP GUNNERSSSS ⚪️❤️⚪️❤️⚪️❤️⚪️

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

I’m open for banter but don’t come empty handed. Bring the trophy you won this season. Don’t be silly.

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

THAT EPL REALLY PAIN UNA O 😂😂

[Peniel. @PenielThoy]

na the club wey sympathize with us during ENDSARS we go support. 🇳🇬

[Davido @davido]

Trophy parade Tomoro jare @Arsenal

[VT @VusiThembekwayo]

David didn't pray for Goliath.
He killed him.

[Phiona Kyeru @kyeruphiona]

I hooked up two of my friends a while ago. They exchanged numbers, vibed for a week, and he finally asked her out for "drinks" on Friday. She showed up an hour late, walked in, and found him already sipping his second glass. When the waiter came, she immediately started ordering a whole main course, while he just stuck to his beverage. They chatted, but the vibe was definitely off. When the bill arrived, he paid for his exact drinks, slid the receipt over, and said, "I specifically invited you out for drinks, not food. This part is yours." Now she’s screaming in the group chat about how broke he is, but the screenshot of the invite literally just says: "Let’s grab a drink this Friday."

[Grey @AfcGrey_]

Spurs spent £1B to fight relegation back to back.

Chelsea spent £2B to finish mid table year after year.

Man City spent £500M in a year to bottle the league.

Liverpool spent £500M in a single window to scrape a UCL spot.

But it’s Arteta who’s called out for spending £900M over SEVEN SEASONS? Idiots.