Feminist Proper Gander

The dapperest of ducks.
I mock and I know things.
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[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

One of the reasons I will never be impressed by Q is because I've been a Dungeon Master and know perfectly well that my players came up with some of "my" best plots by speculating on vague details about things I didn't bother to flesh out fully.

[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

@Melvin8654401 @sarahwoodwriter how's this going

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@nikitabier @NateSilver538 next project for your team, buddy

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hey @SquareEnix this is sincerely a mistake, learn from streaming services

you still have a week before launch to change this and unlock one episode at a time, otherwise people will play through it in a weekend and there's no sustained hype, gossip or excitement

[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

so @ATT shipped my new phone to someone else in my family plan, marked it undeliverable & canceled the order

when I called to place a new order, the amount "due today" was $10 more and no one at AT&T customer service could tell me why, so i won't buy it

billion dollar company

[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

@PressSec holy smokes you're pathetic

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@JakeLang how'd this go for you

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@TheRealQaspTrut @KyleClark If I had to guess, that paragraph probably says they intend to pardon her and makes a vague threat about what happens if they say no

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@MarlowNYC

[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

i could tell you that you're full of it right now

[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

@Melvin8654401 @sarahwoodwriter but you'll go on believing it forever anyway, which is sad

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@Kenholden57 @PtitSoleil1 @WakeUpPatriott does it ever bother you that all the evidence is made up

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@Melvin8654401 @sarahwoodwriter just to be clear, when it's 11/24 and nothing's happened, then what?

[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

@Melvin8654401 @sarahwoodwriter lol okay

[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

@Penini8121816 @9mmsmg yeah keep a laser focus on the fake things, ignore the real things

[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

@SCSharks71 @mmpadellan no one has.

[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

@Harry_not_Marv I have great news for you.

Niema was wounded by a bomb in Gaza in 2014, this 2015 article states she made a full recovery after seeing an ophthalmologist.
https://t.co/iZtcZ2jarI

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@donnayeage12033 @maddenifico it only it existed, right?

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@Brohonatron @YQRGopher @MatrixMysteries of course you did, and they definitely weren't anything on this list right
https://t.co/DlLtG9F9rm

[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

Things that are claimed to be frazzledrip that are not frazzledrip (an ongoing list):

1. An ad for a restaurant named 'Hush' with a grainy filter put on it.

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@WhiteHouse is she a vampire

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@SenFettermanPA @giselefetterman @UPMC and you didn't pay a dime for your medical care