Douglas Purdy

Husband, father, generally boring person.

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@petersagal @behindyourback Isle always appreciate your puns.

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@gtconway3d I don't think this is the right Forum for that kind of pun.

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@Faith_Salie They got that part right, but they forgot the sarcastic quotation marks around "liberty."

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@GoAstroMo Don't ask why, ask why knot?

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@kairyssdal He is a Harvard Law graduate, knows better, and is flat out lying. Or, Harvard needs to issue a recall notice on his degree.

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@MerriamWebster You really nailed it.

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@petersagal @davidgura I would say that begs the question, "What does pharisaically mean?" but I know that's not how it works.

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@jdickerson He could not successfully organize moving out of a rental but is applying for a job as leader of the free world.

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@NoContextBrits @Ryanair Doesn't that airline have a reputation for saddling you with extra fees?

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@NoContextBrits @Ryanair Did you pony up the extra fee?

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@gtconway3d "Family values...."

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@piper4missouri @RepSamGraves Perhaps he thinks "Blessed are the peacemakers" refers to the Colt pistol.

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@HauntedMansion Why are they remaking this when they could be making a film based on the Tiki Room?

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@KenJennings @buzztronics Please don't give away the plot.

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@BadMedicalTakes

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@gtconway3d I have yet to understand the opposition to alarm clocks by some on the right.

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@MerriamWebster We appreciate this PSA announcement.

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@tedcruz I'll keep that in mind if, say, I'm ever asked to vote in the 1876 election.

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@kairyssdal @politico It's hard to put a gloss on that story.

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@petersagal @petridishes Congress might need to approve that trillion dollar coin idea just to keep up with Greene's lipbalm habit.