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retired college athlete, 6’2

[sister @dappyhey]

Yall ever had your hair cut by a Korean lady? Language barrier added 20x adrenaline

[sister @dappyhey]

@ijbolharris Leave me alone

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@yoghurtbowl Who dis?

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@milliemoomar That’s not true

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I am but a sick white girl eating my fried rice in the Chinatown local

[sister @dappyhey]

@ijbolharris Who are you

[sister @dappyhey]

No mo white men 🙅‍♀️

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@ijbolharris Ow ow 🕺

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Going commando in a kimono right now

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@ijbolharris Where’d that goodwill tail go?

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@ijbolharris My kind of night

[sister @dappyhey]

Imitating burn victims for the day

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Prior to the hotdog slam down my Uber is playing the greatest showman soundtrack

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Who’s gonna be watching @joeychestnut at 2:00 am AEDT with me tonight?

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On a date and he didn’t bring a birthday card wtf

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@yoghurtbowl Piss happens

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Market down, we up ⬆️

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I’ve eaten 6 drumsticks in the past 6 hours and tummy is aching so bad

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Who’s coming back to the slut era with me?

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@yoghurtbowl Cause he was a naughty boy

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Just called my uber a naughty boy